Chuck Tingle Book Club
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GAMESPOT EQUIVILENT | GRAPHICS | STORY (replacing the sound) | GAMEPLAY | VALUE | REVIEWERS TILT | OVERALL SCORE |
BOOK TITLE | LOOKING AT THE TINGLE (cover art) | GETTING TO THE TINGLE (pacing) | GIVING YOU THE TINGLE (sexiness) | SAVING YOU SOME TINGLE (recommendable) | TINGLE TILT (reviewers tilt) | PHOAW SCORE |
Not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s OK | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 8.8 |
Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend | 4 | 4.627 | 5 | 4.165 | 3.9525 | 8.6978 |
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of My Twitch Stream | 4 | 5 | 3.75 | 3.892 | 4.75 | 8.5568 |
Pounded by the Gay Color Changing Dress | 3.749 | 4.787 | 4.2 | 4.2485 | 4.1055 | 8.436 |
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 8 |
Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 8 |
Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn | 4.6685 | 4.4045 | 3.4 | 3.278 | 4.0465 | 7.919 |
Monday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2.5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3.5 | 7.6 |
My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel | 4.336 | 3.64 | 3.4275 | 3.3385 | 4.257 | 7.5996 |
Feeling the Bern in my Butt | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3 | 4 | 7.4 |
Quietly Pounded In The Butt By ASMR | 3.351 | 4.1005 | 4.1 | 3.192 | 3.6655 | 7.3636 |
Buttnite Buttle Royale | 4.253 | 4 | 2.6255 | 4.091 | 3.3865 | 7.3424 |
The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 7.2 |
Pharma Bro Pounded In The Butt By T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky And A Clan Of Triceratops Rappers Trying To Get Their Album Back | 2.301 | 4.2025 | 3.832 | 3.7215 | 3.375 | 6.9728 |
Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost | 3.96 | 4.535 | 1.7785 | 3.3255 | 3.828 | 6.9708 |
Seduced By The Handsome Physically Manifested Sound That Some People Hear As Yanny And Others Hear As Laurel | 3.6 | 3 | 3.9105 | 3.068 | 3.764 | 6.937 |
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Valentine’s Day | 2.16 | 4.222 | 3.0555 | 4.4545 | 3.4035 | 6.9182 |
TAKE 2: Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book … | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 6.8 |
Eaten Right by the Mysterious S Symbol Everyone Use to Draw | 4 | 4.5 | 2 | 3.5 | 3 | 6.8 |
President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt | 4 | 4.5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 6.6 |
Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt | 2.444 | 4.9 | 2.501 | 3.489 | 3.0695 | 6.5614 |
Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing | 3.42 | 4.2045 | 1.5005 | 2.8375 | 4.2195 | 6.4728 |
Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay” And That’s Okay | 3.2305 | 3.505 | 3.91 | 2.195 | 3.16 | 6.4002 |
Space Raptor Butt Invasion | 1 | 5 | 2.5 | 3 | 4.5 | 6.4 |
Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner | 3.245 | 4.0255 | 2.028 | 4.1555 | 2.5275 | 6.3926 |
A Butt In The Mist: Stirred To The Core Of My Bodice By The Duchess Triceratops Of Helena | 3.514 | 3.036 | 2.8885 | 2.5005 | 3.718 | 6.2628 |
Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5.6 |
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union” | 1 | 5 | 1.5 | 2 | 4 | 5.4 |