birthday

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

PTP 084 – DJ Noah?

As the song once said, “Three is the magic number”. We prove it by courteously saying dank you to Rick, solving the Problem, jockeying around with names, trying to concentrate without Ritalin, breaking and discarding Chevy Chase’s future career, (just in time) planing our funerals, grouping together to give it to you, eagling a murder, & dictating what to do.

Thank you to our community contributor Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Some More News:
youtube.com/channel/UCvlj0IzjSnNoduQF0l3VGng

Even More News:
evenmorenews.podbean.com

TOM
Heaven’s Gate:
https://www.heavensgate.show/

Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by dark net fortunes.

PTP 077 – First Pasta The Post

With far too many hosts on this show you’ll have your work cut out this week Endurers, as we miss the oblivious Celery Clinton, plan our foreign future yet again, interrupt with favoured deaths, prequel-up the The Last Lost Stranger Story Saga, cover a topic about pot from a pot, negate numerology, record the history of a lupine Lada adventure, defend our last music choice, and deny social media’s affect on us #indenial

Thank you to our community contributor Aussie Dan for his topic.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Christakis, Jonny, Chris Howitzerbug & Tobias

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

JONNY
This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

TOBIAS
Those Conspiracy Guys:
thoseconspiracyguys.com

CHRISTAKIS
Door to Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
instagram.com/doortowanderland
facebook.com/doortowanderland

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by too many hosts, not enough microphones.

PTP 076 – The Japanese Extreme Rabbit Hole

This issue we play Dungeons & Dinosaurs, make it beautiful with Mr Squarespass, spy some Dalek undercarriage, order a smart raccoon bottle opener mother, remember the rotten, explore the final burgier, drop the needle, destroy minds for fun, call out some awesome names, program Monsanto corn, & call the Sickbeard at an inappropriate time.

Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Jonny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
The Needle Drop:
youtube.com/channel/UCt7fwAhXDy3oNFTAzF2o8Pw
theneedledrop.com

JONNY
This Living Hand…coming soon

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the Swaddled Swine.

PTP 075 – Late Christmas Community Spesh

First off sorry about audio quality and Tom getting too drunk. About an hour and thirty into this podcast you soon will realise why we don’t record issues over the Internet: the Internet means Taz & Tom have a bottle of whisky to themselves. Before that point however we work out who is The Player of our game, Emoji up an Apocalypse, have a feline confession from Hal, then drunkenly comparison sports, and finally fail to give advice to a college-bound Toboggan.

Thank you to our community contributors First Mate Gingerbeard, Cai, Rikard, ?, & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Beth & Hal.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Eulogy Media
eulogymedia.com

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

HAL & BETH PROBABLY IF THEY WERE STILL THERE
Talanas:
talanas.org
facebook.com/talanasband
talanas.bandcamp.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Sith Lord Jar Jar Gabor.

PTP 072 – Brigadier Spaff-Hamster

Man(hattan) up & listen to our hosts give their final words, militarise animal excretions, space race with soviet wolfmen, not really cover the topic of cover songs, regret spending, make a nerdier Toy Story, simulate a simulation of a simulation, repeat a repeatable repeat, & try to keep up with the elf.

Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
BigLad:
shitwife.bandcamp.com
facebook.com/bigladband

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Anavae:
facebook.com/Anavae

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Lunar Lycanthropes.

PTP 069 – Nice

THE BIGGEST LANDMARK SO FAR so we celebrate by sharing jokes, changing places, sex-up ammo, explain why the collapse of civilisation into a right-wing dystopia isn’t strictly a bad thing, rap it up like a gift, invite guests to the worst dinner party possible, bang the Scooby Drum, reveal our aliases, have another contender in the World’s Slowest Form Of Communication, describe our recent alone-times, & conclude The Long Lost Story.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
HO99O9:
ho99o9.com
youtube.com/user/HO99O9

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Bletchley Park:
bletchleypark.org.uk

EDDIE
Flowers:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_(TV_series)

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Captain Sickbeard’s incredible skill with a Laser Cutter.

PTP 065 – Quantum Scrubbers

This week we go for a bollocks tasting, New Zealand is not in England, double-slits are better than ghosts, selling nothing, beard twisters, once Cliff Richard, dyslexic ghost forms, changing social traditions by getting them to sod off.

Thank you to our community contributors Cai, Kiwi Dave, Captain Sickbeard, Danny & John for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Heather.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Pogo Disney Playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC55F0F716633B781

TOM
The Devil Is a Part-Timer!:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Is_a_Part-Timer!

EDDIE
McElroy Shows:
mcelroyshows.com

HEATHER
EE advert, Lexus advert….sorry Tom couldn’t find them. Check out our website and I’ll post them up.
My Dad Wrote A Porno:
mydadwroteaporno.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by deanspencerart.com

PTP 062 – Road-testing the PTP DLC

Following a very recent update, the crew immerse themselves in piss-water equivalence, normalised racism, the luggage apocalypse, a pop starlet’s nubbin, viking pit interventions, reluctant heritage sites, linguistic grief, obselence, deep-fried mother, and the furry, four-legged embodiment of minor disasters.

Thank you to our community contributors Ozzie Dan & Rikard for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Chris Howitzerbug.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Muscular Child – Roller Gurlz
From the album “Risk Factor 100%” on Cockroach Garage Records
muscularchild.bandcamp.com
IG: @muscularchild
Twitter: @childmuscular

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Sense8:
netflix.com/title/80025744

TOM
Lukas Loc:
youtube.com/channel/UCSUW-B5kbhKbf69wqdbVgmA

JONNY
EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by drinking with Brendan Fraser ‘til he shows me his “Shy Castle”

PTP 058 – The Sobercast

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

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