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PTP 065 – Quantum Scrubbers

Published August 7, 2017 | By Tom

This week we go for a bollocks tasting, New Zealand is not in England, double-slits are better than ghosts, selling nothing, beard twisters, once Cliff Richard, dyslexic ghost forms, changing social traditions by getting them to sod off.

Thank you to our community contributors Cai, Kiwi Dave, Captain Sickbeard, Danny & John for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Heather.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Pogo Disney Playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC55F0F716633B781

TOM
The Devil Is a Part-Timer!:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Is_a_Part-Timer!

EDDIE
McElroy Shows:
mcelroyshows.com

HEATHER
EE advert, Lexus advert….sorry Tom couldn’t find them. Check out our website and I’ll post them up.
My Dad Wrote A Porno:
mydadwroteaporno.com

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Orangafruüp – Trippples
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PTP 057 – Avant Sharte

Published April 16, 2017 | By Tom

Two men and two microphones get progressively more drunk whist try to converse about The Woz, opinions on opinions, A Bit Of Fry OR Laurie, digital vs analogue playtime, the stiff British losing streak, work-time woes, our capitalist weaknesses, our perfect mascot, and heirlooms of two non-sentimental fellows.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Ozzie Dan & Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Reckless Abandon – Malibu And Sex
soundcloud.com/wearerecklessabandon/malibu-and-sex
Lyric video: youtube.com/watch?v=pLAH4gobEa0
Thank you community contributor Rob Gray for letting us play this.

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TAZ
The Adventure Zone:
maximumfun.org/shows/adventure-zone

TOM
The Needle Drop:
youtube.com/channel/UCt7fwAhXDy3oNFTAzF2o8Pw
theneedledrop.com

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Orangafruüp – Trippples
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PTP 050 – Iron Coming In

Published January 8, 2017 | By Tom

Play along at home!
At what point do Taz and Tom get so drunk they don’t remember the rest of the evening?

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY so I want to hear topics from the community only, such as the longest topic with the shortest answer, desperation snacking, the prettiest relay race, titular careers, Super sickness, Penguin Anatomy 101, incognito mode is for porn, even more X-Wing, the etiquette of joining in some parental passion, PTP business plans, the practicalities of Pokémon, spirit selections, & how we would rule the world.

Thank you to our community contributors Sophie, Cai, Captain Sickbeard, Anony-mouse, Andy K & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & De’Ola.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

TOM
h3h3: youtube.com/user/h3h3Productions

HEATHER
Ice Cool: publishing.brain-games.com/ice-cool

DE’OLA
Big Al’s Southern Push: thesouthernpush.co.uk
youtube.com/watch?v=5xiHBQRP6P8

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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 049 – The Christmas Drill-do Plan

Published December 27, 2016 | By Tom

Dashing through the topics on a one-horse open sleigh we speed through how veal makes it better, laptops equal living, don’t stop believing, the Steve Martin predicament, the damn racist busters, Bono is always wrong, English Mexicans, festive desserts, and jump into some celebrations.

Thank you to our community contributors Andy K, Captain Sickbeard, Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather, Christakis &, Captain Sickbeard himself, Dom!

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRISTAKIS
Instagram: instagram.com/spyrouc

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Tom Scott – Welcome to Life: the singularity, ruined by lawyers youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

TOM
Game Grumps: youtube.com/user/GameGrumps

HEATHER
Heather’s Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/people/DemonHeth
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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 048 – Main Ingredient: Determination

Published December 12, 2016 | By Tom

I’m writing this on a nightbus with a girl – three rows behind – throwing up effusively: So I’m gonna give it to you straight. This week we tackle practical improv, hard Millwall love, hating ratings, recommendation arms, bovine fart juice, nailing dat costume, professional boob weighing, rectal spite, messages to our hypotheticals, and then round things off with sinister failings.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Andy K, Rikard & Dave Vincent for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel – youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug
Tista Bytes – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSV06jW8k06gHn-ZYQ9qmtg

TOM
Big Al’s – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-H-To8D4uMsOVMzg3rH1-w

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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 024 – Of Butt Plugs and Anal Beads

Published January 11, 2016 | By Tom

It’s Taran’s Birthday, so of course the gang talk about bath hickies, ceiling sex, rectal misadventures, bedtime rug-burn, Stephen Fry sex sandwiches, and then finish off with some ill-considered, drunken idealism.

Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Big Al & Dave for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Darren & Heather.

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 023 – An Ozzie-Man Comes Travelling

Published December 27, 2015 | By Tom

Community member ‘Ozzie’ Dan joins us to make this almost entirely unfestive festive episode a little less festive as we discuss anthropodermic bibliopegy, why you’d want to sell magical weapons, the Darren Vatican, waking up in Rochester, making out with the devil, Gunwoks, Tom getting a response, the famous Eastend/ Sheffield accent, and Planet Tiki.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola, Andy, Daz & community guest Aussie Dan.

Musical Interlude 1:
Beth Ryan – No One Will Hear
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Musical Interlude 2:
Atlas Bound – Landed On Mars
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Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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