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PTP 093 – Those Who Can’t

Once upon a (late) time we released an issue of a substandard podcast about our riders, our life credits, our maturity, our favourite soft drinks, our unwanted acquiescences, the state of TV & the Power of Greyskull.

Thank you to our community contributors John & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Robert Evans – A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01839Q4ZE

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by pretty boy ghosts in underwear.

PTP 085 – Logistics of a Centaur: Things can only get Ket-ter

On the Sabbath, as always, we wonder what is the point of boarding school, calculating the logistic of the centre of Centaurs, side with two dentists that the other eight rejected, kill a stranger, dance with the Fighting Pirates, AHHHH, tell animals to deal with it, capsule time, & pick a true conspiracy yet again.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Jonny, Captain Sickbeard & Luke.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Behind the Bastards:
behindthebastards.com

TOM

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

JONNY
This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

LUKE
Daniel Kahneman – Thinking, Fast and Slow:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinking,_Fast_and_Slow

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Centauring yourself.

PTP 082b – The DVT Shire-ies

Were you hoping for an in-depth and insightful take on the land of the long white cloud, the land without teeth that is New Zealand? Whelp, you’ve got some progressively more Dadaist Yelp reviews, shameless smash cuts, and constant mispronunciations of Maori and English words alike. At length. Also Hobbits.

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Soooo it’s been 82 issues, every fortnight over 3 years and we never lost a recording. That streak has been broken. Tom managed to record the issue due out today entirely on the microphone. Hope you understand why you’ll have to wait a proper episode. Begs your collective pardons.

PTP 080 – FetLife: Keep Your Apiarists Sticky

Community we love you, community we do! As such we sit down to pay tribute to you Endurers and plan for the inevitable, save some video games, freak some Fridays, express our uselessness, slow down accommodation, sing some novelty, go behind the scenes of every ones favourite novelette, realise what we don’t do, flat pack ourselves, interlude for some music, disagree with food on Insta, and remember that tea never asked Russia for a veto.

Thank you to our community contributors P.A.U.A, The Viking, Cai, Rikard & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Jonny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Grow Hou$e – The Future’s Porridge
From “Tales From the Bath”
danielmcgrath.bandcamp.com/album/tales-from-the-bath
facebook.com/Grow-Houe-1572041059713008

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

JONNY
This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast
Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by my new kink.

PTP 066 – Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno

Top of the morning to you, as we embark on our first AM recording, where our hosts listen to a lovely piece of music followed by making a mockery of merch, embark on adventures with a barbarian privateer, check the levels of wrongness, have ourselves a Religion Royale, try to destroy Jeff Goldblum with our latest gene-splicing atrocity, read about it in the Inconvenient Times, call an expert teaser, council council spending, achieve the status of world planet legends, spend infinite bucks on irrigation & finally die idiotically.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Captain Sickbeard & Heather.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Sabrina Fallah – Hurt
from the EP “Kiss Is A Killer”, now available on iTunes
Official Website sabrinafallah.com
YouTube: youtube.com/user/thefallah
Twitter: twitter.com/sabrinafallah
Instagram: instagram.com/sabrina_fallah
Facebook: facebook.com/Sabrina-Fallah-142906139057883
MySpace: myspace.com/thefallah
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/sabrinafallah
Reverbnation: reverbnation.com/sabrinafallah
Snapchat: sabrina_fallah

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enslaved:_Odyssey_to_the_West

TOM
Monsters Holding Bitches:
instagram.com/monstersholdingbitches

Estranged Behaviour: The Underbelly Of Society:
facebook.com/estranged.lady
instagram.com/estranged.behaviour

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Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by a bad err Jeff Goldblum err movie idea.

PTP 059 – The Life and Torment of Phil Collins

Now comfortably back on the booze, the PTP crew pour themselves some deep measures & settle down upon eight inches of dancer, The U-Turn Queen, Y-front bassists, the greatness of ANAL, utility mitts, misdirected beard oil, Generation Rewind, The Oracle of PTP, parents seeing your sex tape, rape in the eyes of a platypus, & the crushing revelations of a sober dawn.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Big Al & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Bill Nye Saves The World: netflix.com/gb/title/80117748

TOM
Rankin Radio: highrankin.libsyn.com

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER:
Patrick Rothfuss – The Name of the Wind: patrickrothfuss.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Phil Collin thinking about death.

PTP 058 – The Sobercast

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

PTP 054 – What A Watery Podcast

Prepare to be disappointed with the watery ramblings for two dummies as they struggle alone to recall childhood pleasures, remember retail regrets, taste water, plan time-travelling towel adventures, bigup Bullock, pick the best possible slave, bore you with whisky talk, decide on where to attach certain appendages, sing about language privilege, call a host about cake, disappoint our parents, rip fat cotton, dream a sexy surprise, predict the longevity of a balloon, and pick between two fictional badasses.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, The Devil, Rikard & Andy K for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz (& Beth sort of).

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Trista Bytes reviews Legion:
youtube.com/watch?v=1LXo7m8DOAw

TOM
Vampyre Anvil
cracknation.com/vampyreanvil
vampyreanvil.bandcamp.com
https://www.facebook.com/vampyreanvil/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by disappointment.

PTP 051 – The Circle Of Strife

Welcome to the newly named Jockstrap Studios and to celebrate we discuss preferences in a wife’s origin story, how we take ours, a lack of spirits, what happens after now, breaking out the Tiki, blowing a hobo instead of procrastinating, cocktails should not focus on adding sodium to your diet, AGGREGATE FFS, the heat-death of the Queen, Ladies Love Cool Goldblum, flawed scientific prisoners, cranes, & the secret life of cranes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Emokid for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Gregg.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
Pacific Heat – youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg

TOM
Danger 5 – youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by my muse: the Goldblum.

PTP 046 – Circling the Drain

This issue we are joined by That London Guy as we wipe up Pusher Clinton, the Trek/Wars talk, Monster Trump, Judy Dench’s street name, phat cotton rips, bibliocide, entry level drinking, and aggressive tit grabs so that we may flush them all away with the rainbow of sh!t and the sacrificial teaspoon.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Andy K, Cai, Aussie Dan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Beth.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRISTAKIS
That London Bloke: facebook.com/thatlondonbloke2015

BETH
Talanas: talanas.org
Beth Ryan Music: facebook.com/bethryanmusic
Dave McKean – Black Dog: The Dreams of Paul Nash:
amazon.co.uk/Black-Dog-Dreams-Paul-Nash/dp/1506701086

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by our unmatched poop-excavating hippy child.

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