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PTP 059 – The Life and Torment of Phil Collins

Published May 14, 2017 | By Tom

Now comfortably back on the booze, the PTP crew pour themselves some deep measures & settle down upon eight inches of dancer, The U-Turn Queen, Y-front bassists, the greatness of ANAL, utility mitts, misdirected beard oil, Generation Rewind, The Oracle of PTP, parents seeing your sex tape, rape in the eyes of a platypus, & the crushing revelations of a sober dawn.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Big Al & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

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TAZ
Bill Nye Saves The World: netflix.com/gb/title/80117748

TOM
Rankin Radio: highrankin.libsyn.com

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER:
Patrick Rothfuss – The Name of the Wind: patrickrothfuss.com

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Orangafruüp – Trippples
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Album art this issue is inspired by Phil Collin thinking about death.

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PTP 058 – The Sobercast

Published May 1, 2017 | By Tom

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

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TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
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Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

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PTP 054 – What A Watery Podcast

Published March 5, 2017 | By Tom

Prepare to be disappointed with the watery ramblings for two dummies as they struggle alone to recall childhood pleasures, remember retail regrets, taste water, plan time-travelling towel adventures, bigup Bullock, pick the best possible slave, bore you with whisky talk, decide on where to attach certain appendages, sing about language privilege, call a host about cake, disappoint our parents, rip fat cotton, dream a sexy surprise, predict the longevity of a balloon, and pick between two fictional badasses.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, The Devil, Rikard & Andy K for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz (& Beth sort of).

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TAZ
Trista Bytes reviews Legion:
youtube.com/watch?v=1LXo7m8DOAw

TOM
Vampyre Anvil
cracknation.com/vampyreanvil
vampyreanvil.bandcamp.com
https://www.facebook.com/vampyreanvil/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
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PTP 051 – The Circle Of Strife

Published January 23, 2017 | By Tom

Welcome to the newly named Jockstrap Studios and to celebrate we discuss preferences in a wife’s origin story, how we take ours, a lack of spirits, what happens after now, breaking out the Tiki, blowing a hobo instead of procrastinating, cocktails should not focus on adding sodium to your diet, AGGREGATE FFS, the heat-death of the Queen, Ladies Love Cool Goldblum, flawed scientific prisoners, cranes, & the secret life of cranes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Emokid for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Gregg.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
Pacific Heat – youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg

TOM
Danger 5 – youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI

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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 046 – Circling the Drain

Published November 13, 2016 | By Tom

This issue we are joined by That London Guy as we wipe up Pusher Clinton, the Trek/Wars talk, Monster Trump, Judy Dench’s street name, phat cotton rips, bibliocide, entry level drinking, and aggressive tit grabs so that we may flush them all away with the rainbow of sh!t and the sacrificial teaspoon.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Andy K, Cai, Aussie Dan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Beth.

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Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRISTAKIS
That London Bloke: facebook.com/thatlondonbloke2015

BETH
Talanas: talanas.org
Beth Ryan Music: facebook.com/bethryanmusic
Dave McKean – Black Dog: The Dreams of Paul Nash:
amazon.co.uk/Black-Dog-Dreams-Paul-Nash/dp/1506701086

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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 031 – Christian Literature & Phallological Concurrency

Published April 17, 2016 | By Tom

We got a very nice YouTube lady on and then berated her about killer bunnies, The Rebel Alliance, sexy DMs, provaxiwanks, genital decisiveness, in-tents festiaids, near-future banana doom, a suicide fieldtrip, & antifistamines.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Aussie Dan & Sophie for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex, Andy & Gregg.

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
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Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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