comedy

PTP 068 – Gynecosmological

Possibly the worst show we have ever recorded we fail being interesting but succeed at being offensive while securing liberty, ghost yetis, dye a Shurk Hat into the next big thing, discover the North-South sexy divide, become friends with a dog toy, get all hairy and unsexify erotic toys.

Thank you to our community contributors John K, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Jonny & Bjorn.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

TOM
Ear Hustle:
earhustlesq.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

BJORN
Nothing

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the least sexy sex toy ever.

PTP 067 – Leave me with a Buzz, not a Woody

Fuelled by the Russian Wonder Water our hosts deliberate cooking well-ish, eating vermin, booping, correctly apologising to ladies for what we have said, dino-questing, skill envy, making movies and the uprise of the Badger Conspiracy.

SKIP AHEAD TO 31:25 TO MISS ALL THE ARCTANGENT CHAT. You’ll miss some jokes but we can see why you might want to.

Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Beth.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
talanas – she is all (PREVIEW MIX)
From the upcoming EP “velleities” on Eulogy Media.
talanas.org
FB: facebook.com/talanasband
Twitter & IG: @talanasband

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Personal Disco VR:
store.steampowered.com/app/618350/Personal_Disco_VR

BETH
talanas Upcoming Events:
facebook.com/pg/talanasband/events

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Album art this issue is inspired by Person Disco VR.

PTP 066 – Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno

Top of the morning to you, as we embark on our first AM recording, where our hosts listen to a lovely piece of music followed by making a mockery of merch, embark on adventures with a barbarian privateer, check the levels of wrongness, have ourselves a Religion Royale, try to destroy Jeff Goldblum with our latest gene-splicing atrocity, read about it in the Inconvenient Times, call an expert teaser, council council spending, achieve the status of world planet legends, spend infinite bucks on irrigation & finally die idiotically.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Captain Sickbeard & Heather.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Sabrina Fallah – Hurt
from the EP “Kiss Is A Killer”, now available on iTunes
Official Website sabrinafallah.com
YouTube: youtube.com/user/thefallah
Twitter: twitter.com/sabrinafallah
Instagram: instagram.com/sabrina_fallah
Facebook: facebook.com/Sabrina-Fallah-142906139057883
MySpace: myspace.com/thefallah
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/sabrinafallah
Reverbnation: reverbnation.com/sabrinafallah
Snapchat: sabrina_fallah

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enslaved:_Odyssey_to_the_West

TOM
Monsters Holding Bitches:
instagram.com/monstersholdingbitches

Estranged Behaviour: The Underbelly Of Society:
facebook.com/estranged.lady
instagram.com/estranged.behaviour

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by a bad err Jeff Goldblum err movie idea.

PTP 065 – Quantum Scrubbers

This week we go for a bollocks tasting, New Zealand is not in England, double-slits are better than ghosts, selling nothing, beard twisters, once Cliff Richard, dyslexic ghost forms, changing social traditions by getting them to sod off.

Thank you to our community contributors Cai, Kiwi Dave, Captain Sickbeard, Danny & John for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Heather.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Pogo Disney Playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC55F0F716633B781

TOM
The Devil Is a Part-Timer!:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Is_a_Part-Timer!

EDDIE
McElroy Shows:
mcelroyshows.com

HEATHER
EE advert, Lexus advert….sorry Tom couldn’t find them. Check out our website and I’ll post them up.
My Dad Wrote A Porno:
mydadwroteaporno.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by deanspencerart.com

PTP 064 – Unprisoning Your Think-Rind

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to these pillocks babble on about achieving cued release, ducktaurs, Worgies, Pat Sharp, hipster tastes, a tale to warm your bear’s heart, Fission?!? Damn near killed him, language limitations, Absiloved Lover, peaking at Postmodernism, Psychosavato, & ruining wronguns.

Thank you to our community contributors Rob Grey, Rikard, Doc Mantis Toboggan & John Kerans for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Chris Howitzerbug & Christakis.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Polygon’s Awful Squad:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT5xZKh7TsCL4ydk7TOduLeu

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by much Munch.

PTP 063 – The Teacher, The Writer & The Egg F**ker

Back once again with the ill behaviour, we spit hot fire about psychological things we don’t fully grasp again, nom de la maison publique, hanging ten, our Battle Not-So-Royale, good vs truth, the most obvious horror story title ever, and our balls ups.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Jonny.

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TAZ
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Tricot:
tricot.tv
facebook.com/bakuretsurecords.tricot
twitter.com/tricot_band

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Tom’s wasted time.

PTP 062 – Road-testing the PTP DLC

Following a very recent update, the crew immerse themselves in piss-water equivalence, normalised racism, the luggage apocalypse, a pop starlet’s nubbin, viking pit interventions, reluctant heritage sites, linguistic grief, obselence, deep-fried mother, and the furry, four-legged embodiment of minor disasters.

Thank you to our community contributors Ozzie Dan & Rikard for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Chris Howitzerbug.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Muscular Child – Roller Gurlz
From the album “Risk Factor 100%” on Cockroach Garage Records
muscularchild.bandcamp.com
IG: @muscularchild
Twitter: @childmuscular

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Sense8:
netflix.com/title/80025744

TOM
Lukas Loc:
youtube.com/channel/UCSUW-B5kbhKbf69wqdbVgmA

JONNY
EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by drinking with Brendan Fraser ‘til he shows me his “Shy Castle”

PTP 061 – Default Dad Clam

Apologies it’s a day late, Tom was too busy sleeping off a party. Hopefully you won’t sleep through our hosts discussing how annoying we are and how our parents are to blame, invent a new name for your mother’s noonie, market a knave, detect where the grub went, check in on Universe B, star Clint Eastwood in a new Spaghetti Western, talk ‘Tallica, have the fastest round of WSFOC possible, create a rift between hosts, create a porky children’s fable, pick a new Eurovision winner, cross pond comedy battle, and why Yorkshire broke our country.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Eddie.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Stake Land:
netflix.com/gb/title/70153301

TOM
Cold Steel:
facebook.com/coldsteelpiercing

EDDIE
Eels – P.S. You Rock My World
youtube.com/watch?v=vDpuuT6YsJg

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by The Green Yargala Pig Stranger.

PTP 060 – Bath Sheets Are A Thing

In a world of full community topic pots, there is but one action to take: have a community special. Starring Mozart & Beethoven as Crying Panto Dames in ISSUE 60! Watch as they achieve great pot shuffles whilst performing their party trick of giving love life advice to a pukie pirate, they resolve never to feed him with cucumber pizza ever again. The results lead to a massive power dynamic shift as the duo take bath linen across the galaxy to get the pirate the ultimate topic to consume: BREXIT WITH A VENGEANCE! As part of a multimedia experience we also bring you a mind-melting VR trailer, with music by Linkin Park now they have no talent.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Andy K, Gerald Wiley & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Murder in Successville:
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07h1mnp

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Viva Dystopia 2017:
glitchmoderecordings.bandcamp.com/album/viva-dystopia-2017

CHRIS
Once Upon A Time:
abc.go.com/shows/once-upon-a-time

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
American Gods:
amazon.co.uk/American-Gods

Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by a sorry case of a troubled, substance-abusing, tortured musician pretending to be Amy Winehouse.

PTP 059 – The Life and Torment of Phil Collins

Now comfortably back on the booze, the PTP crew pour themselves some deep measures & settle down upon eight inches of dancer, The U-Turn Queen, Y-front bassists, the greatness of ANAL, utility mitts, misdirected beard oil, Generation Rewind, The Oracle of PTP, parents seeing your sex tape, rape in the eyes of a platypus, & the crushing revelations of a sober dawn.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Big Al & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

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TAZ
Bill Nye Saves The World: netflix.com/gb/title/80117748

TOM
Rankin Radio: highrankin.libsyn.com

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER:
Patrick Rothfuss – The Name of the Wind: patrickrothfuss.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Phil Collin thinking about death.

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