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PTP 099 – Pottopium

Published December 10, 2018 | By Tom

Do you want a flake in that, luv? How about three drunks working out how they will probably die? How about doing bad observational comedy about locking phones? No, how about chosing their form of execution or realising they aren’t unique? Hmm, what if they invent some elements and discover they are actually robots? What about if they discover the worst film of all time and then find their entire lives are on YouTube? God, you’re hard to please! Sod off then! Enjoy your ice cream!

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, John & Johnny 5 (I’m guessing aforementioned John) for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Til Death Do Us Blart:
blart.libsyn.com

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by wanting something that will not and should not be.

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PTP 097 – Archimedes’ Banger

Published November 17, 2018 | By Tom

The longest wait for a release in our entire podcasting history will not be worth it as the lads gathered transfer their consciousnesses into babies, get real earthy, interlude some classical elephants, show off our high scores, yum yucking yums, cross some roads with some chickens, show our Trumans, imagine life without alcohol & degrade ourselves for money.

Thank you to our community contributors Kwane, John & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captin Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Seventh Dimension – The Corrupted Lullaby:
seventh-dimension.net
facebook.com/seventhdimensionband

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Moore Power.

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Posted in Episode | Tagged Adam Buxton, adulting, alcohol, Algeria, algorithms, amphetamines, Archimedes, Atari Teenage Riot, babies, Bach, banana juice, Bandcamp, BDSM, Beavis and Butthead, Behind The Bastards, blackouts, blacksmithing, Bob Dylan, breast implants, Brexit, buses, Canada, cannabis, Carnage, carpet, CAT, CAT S61, chat, chickens, Classical music, coffee, colonialism, comedy, community, conciousness, condoms, Count von Count, curses, Dan Rykert, Daredevil, decorating, degrading, Devin Townsend, discussion, Dragonball Z, drunk, Earth, Elon Musk, endurance, facial recognition, fetish, fire, flash games, foreskin, fried chicken, Frogger, Gamesmaster, gas-lighting, gay marriage, George Clooney, Ghost Rider, ghosts, Gill Dando, Gojira, Golden Eye, hallucinogenics, Hastings, Haunting of Hill House, High Rankin, high scores, hippies, horror, incest, interlude, James Bond, Jeff Goldblum, jokes, Jura, King Leopold, kink shaming, kinks, Krokodil, law, leader board, liberal, Louis Theroux, LSD, magic mushrooms, manikins, Mayans, MDMA, Metallica, monetisation, money, monocle, Mortal Kombat, music, Nazis, Netflix, Nicholas Cage, opera, Orangafruüp, paradox, Patrick Moore, Pavarotti, Picross, podcast, podcasting, poetry, Poitín, police, porn, porn sites, posh wee, pot, power hammers, pranks, prison, Prudence, ptain Planet, quadbikes, Queen, Red Dead Redemption, Red Hulk Symbiont Ghost Rider, Rhodesia, Ricky Gervais, rituals, Robert Evans, Robocop, Roger Moore, Rosa Parks, Sabrina, safe words, Satanic, Sean Bean, Secret DJ, Seventh Dimension, sex, sex positivity, sex toys, shopping, Slipknot, spiders, sponsorship, Steel Panther, stuntman shots, Sudoku, taboo, talk, tea, Tesco, The Boy, The Modern Rogue, The Truman Show, Theresa May, thermal imaging, tiki, Timothy Dalton, Tom Waits, topic, Torture Garden, Tremors, vices, wedding, weed, Weird Al Yankovic, whimsy, whisky, Xvids, Yorkshire, Yorkshire Tea, youtube, Zimbabwe | Leave a comment

PTP 093 – Those Who Can’t

Published September 20, 2018 | By Tom

Once upon a (late) time we released an issue of a substandard podcast about our riders, our life credits, our maturity, our favourite soft drinks, our unwanted acquiescences, the state of TV & the Power of Greyskull.

Thank you to our community contributors John & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Robert Evans – A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01839Q4ZE

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by pretty boy ghosts in underwear.

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PTP 091 – The Scallywag Of Balance

Published August 20, 2018 | By Tom

Now this is a story all about how we scientifically number a chap and a gent, legalise it, beat twelve shades out of a human piñata, pick a pasta, play a thrilling round of your favourite game show: Whimsy, eat some cute animals, recant our recently, eat non-food, help Eddie escape, choose a narse best bit, blow some money on stupid stuff, and get around to some yes.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan, John, Cai & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Jonny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Behind the Bastards:
behindthebastards.com

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

Inja:
hospitalrecords.com/artists/inja
facebook.com/injamusic

JONNY
ContraPoints:
youtube.com/channel/UCNvsIonJdJ5E4EXMa65VYpA

This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

AJJ (the band)
ajjtheband.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Bechamel the Wizard.

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PTP 089 – Fishing is Funny

Published July 24, 2018 | By Tom

I bet you wish we wouldn’t but we are back, asking why the Jews, Dr Jones tries to pull me back to reality, relive Nancy Drew’s last day, consider cat-eared women, design a reality TV show regardless of morales, smell what the Breed Bot is cooking, escape the shed, occupy Skyrim, make a Bad Legend, treat ourselves, bat some flanticles about, divide up a sub orgasm, tell some fishing tales, draw attention briefly to goats, wydex a Horse Man, Christmas-up Star Wars, and make an enemy of Bob.

Thank you to our community contributors Dr Jones, Cai, Doc Mantis Toboggan, & Apples for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ & EDDIE & TOM & DAN
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

KAYLEIGH
Cat Tail Butt Plugs:
loveplugs.co.uk/collections/cat-tails

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by fishing on a London bus.

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