Cthulhu

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Published June 15, 2018 | By Tom

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
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TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Orangafruüp – Trippples
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PTP 078 – The Daughter of Dagon

Published February 7, 2018 | By Tom

Fashionably late, the boys swan in with no excuse to tell you they are to be known as object animals from now on, remember that no one cares, determine Nick Clegg’s role in the awakening of Cthulhu, countdown to analysis paralysis, learn to love the Bomberman, hear some mouth hell, listen to something new & document our last fish story of the night.

Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan& Cai for their topics

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Batushka
metalblade.com/batushka

TOM
Rabbit Junk
rabbitjunk.com
rabbitjunk.bandcamp.com

Coffee and Memes
facebook.com/highrankin
youtube.com/channel/UCp6IyhC-3BKA7_MZUQ-ia1A

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
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Album art this issue is inspired by Cherie Blair: Daughter of Dagon

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PTP 052 – Avocado

Published February 6, 2017 | By Tom

Since recording, Tom has realised that 52 issues means that this is not the two year anniversary. That’s next issue and that’s how numbers work. Still, we are self-indulgent about self-destruction, the world loves kiddies, primary speech brainwashing, communications or cleanliness, scraping scrapbooks, does he ‘ave a car doh, mentors, licking and switching, Terminal Drone, Eben flow, monster fishing, and the hopeless reality of toilet paper.

Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Andy K, Captain Sickbeard & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.

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MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Eben Brooks – Three Drunken Klingons
from the album “Doctor, Captain, Dovahkiin, Chief”
music.ebenbrooks.com

PIMP BIT:
Andy’s Charity Fundraiser for Heart Of Kent Hospice
justgiving.com/fundraising/IHATEMYFEET

TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
Pacific Heat – youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg

SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

TOM
SUPERHOT: The Card Game
superhotgame.com/card-game
kickstarter.com/projects/1293726726/superhot-the-card-game

JONNY
That Crippled Space
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
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PTP 046 – Circling the Drain

Published November 13, 2016 | By Tom

This issue we are joined by That London Guy as we wipe up Pusher Clinton, the Trek/Wars talk, Monster Trump, Judy Dench’s street name, phat cotton rips, bibliocide, entry level drinking, and aggressive tit grabs so that we may flush them all away with the rainbow of sh!t and the sacrificial teaspoon.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Andy K, Cai, Aussie Dan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Beth.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRISTAKIS
That London Bloke: facebook.com/thatlondonbloke2015

BETH
Talanas: talanas.org
Beth Ryan Music: facebook.com/bethryanmusic
Dave McKean – Black Dog: The Dreams of Paul Nash:
amazon.co.uk/Black-Dog-Dreams-Paul-Nash/dp/1506701086

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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PTP 036 – Brexshit

Published June 26, 2016 | By Tom

Pol Pot returns in time to be recorded before the UK EU Referendum. The guys flap their noise holes at microphones discussing the possibility of a parakeet hoverboard, ensuing political coMERDEy, an adult retelling of American History X, why preparing anything means failure, pooping in public around paintings, a diner date with Katie Hopkins, and the Führer’s massive Brexshit.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Rikard for their topics.

Musical Interlude: Eben Brooks – Geeky Girls
Bloopers Music: Eben Brooks – Deadly Ever After
Both tracks can be found on Eben’s latest album “Doctor, Captain, Dovahkiin, Chief”
Find out more at ebenbrooks.com where you can also buy all his music.
Thanks for letting us play your songs, mate.

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Alex & Heather.

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Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

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Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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