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PTP 098 – PTP After Dark

Published December 4, 2018 | By Tom

Released one week later? I hardly know ‘er! The boys bring you a late night debate about lubbadubs, set alight to some fiiiieerr, master remasters, explore our belly buttons, question Olympian swimmers on their breathing technique, choose our taxidermic position, choose our white rabbit, we get windy, release our lives our movies, & invent some IKEA furniture names.

Thank you to our community contributors Wheeler, John, Anon & Linka for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
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TOM
Donut County:
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Cyberpunk 2077.

Posted in Episode | Tagged aeroplanes, after dark, Alan Rickman, Alcoholics Anonymous, alcoholism, Alex Jones, An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, banana cider, banana juice, Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, Battle of Hastings, beers, belly buttons, Ben Esposito, Besiege, birthdays, Black Fleet, Bloody Mary, board games, Borough Market, breasts, Bristol, Bubsy 3D, bubsy3d.com, Buffalo Trace, Bully, Burnout Paradise, Camden, Catch 22, chat, Christmas, comedy, community, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, D&D, deaf, Dignitas, discussion, DIY, Dogma, Donut County, Doom, Dragonball Z Kai, drinking, driving, earth boy, Echo Arena, Eddie Izzard, emulator, enabler, Ender’s Game, erogenous zone, farting, Fibonacci sequence, Fievel Goes West, Final Fantasy IV, fire, fire tornadoes, Gary Oldman, Gene Wilder, goatse, grime, grinding, haemorrhoids, Heisenberg uncertainty principle, Hitman, Ikea, inflatable mattress, Inglorious Basterds, Jackson Pollock, Jakes, James Turrell, Jeff Goldblum, juggling, Jurassic Park, Katamari Damacy, Kevin Smith, Kings of Leon, Konami, Lindor, London Dungeons, LSD, Mario, Metallica, Michael Phelps, modern art, Molotov cocktail, Monkey Shoulder, Moss, Mouseguard, Mythbusters, narwhals, Nicholas Clegg, Olympians, Orangafruüp, Oxfam, oysters, Pandemic Legacy, paradoxes, piercings, Pitchshifter, podcast, Polecat, pot, pub crawl, Quentin Tarantino, Ray Mears, remasters, Rick Santorum, Ringo Starr, Robert Evans, roms, Scott Moser, Scouts, self-destruction, Shakespeare, Shattered Memories, Shut Up And Sit Down, Silent Hill, smoking, snorkels, sofas, sound system, South Park, Spatchcock chicken, Star Wars, Stuart Lee, Super the Hardest, swordfish, talk, Talking Heads, tampons, taxidermy, TC, tea, Tesco, The Beatles, The Dev, The Devonshire Arms, The Generation Game, The Unfinished Swan, three-legged race, Through The Looking Glass, tiki, tits, Tool, topic, Tracy Chapman, Treasure Hunter G, Tucker Carlson, TV, Vageto, video games, watery boy, Werner Heisenberg, What Remains of Edith Finch, whimsy, whisky, white trash, William Osman, wind, Windwaker, wire wool, Wolfenstein 3D, Wonderland, Wright Bros., Yorkshire Tea | Leave a comment

PTP 095 – Frankie Dettori: give him a lick

Published October 16, 2018 | By Tom

On Taran’s last podcast as recident of the Jockstrap Studios Tom tells everyone how much he loves you guys, choose an end of life statistic to view, we discuss whatever the fook, stink up our own bogs, imprison a collection, fight five-letter words, decide A2M is ok with cockney slang, & tombstone you cos we RIPPED.

Thank you to our community contributor Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
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TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
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CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by undertaker bees.

Posted in Episode | Tagged 3D Printing, afterlife, Akira, American Pie, anvils, Apiarists, arse-to-mouth, Baby Metal, banana juice, Banksy, bees, Behind The Bastards, Billy Connolly, blacksmithing, Blade Runner, books, Brian Blessed, Cambodia, Chairman Mao, charity, charity-muggers, Charles Stross, chat, chickens, Chocolate Rain, cockney, comedy, community, Creepypasta, cremation, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, cult, cult films, D&D, Danny Dyer, death, death rights, discussion, DIY, electric scooters, Electro Magnetic Fields, electronics, epitaph, exercise, films, Frankie Dettori, Fred Astaire, Fred Durst, Frozen, funerals, Gentleman Jack, Gentlemen’s Relish, Ghandi, Ghost In The Shell, hangovers, Heathers, heaven, Heaven’s Gate, Hitler, home ownership, horsegate, house buying, IGN, Ikea, illness, It’s A Wonderful Life, jogging, Kevin Mitnick, Kevin Spacey, Khmer Rouge, kleptomania, knives, London, love, Lynx, maker, making, MAkita, Memento, Mephedrone, movies, moving house, nanomachines, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Orangafruüp, Patrick Rothuss, Pearl Jam, podcast, Pokemon, Pol Pot, pot, Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantion, reading, Ricki Lake, Robert Evans, sex, slavery, Slender, Slenderman, Staind, Star Wars, statistics, swimming, talk, tattoos, The Allusionist, The Goat, The Labyrinth, The Princes Bride, The Usual Suspects, theatre, tiki, tombstones, topic, torment, Van Gogh, whimsy, whisky, words | Leave a comment

PTP 091 – The Scallywag Of Balance

Published August 20, 2018 | By Tom

Now this is a story all about how we scientifically number a chap and a gent, legalise it, beat twelve shades out of a human piñata, pick a pasta, play a thrilling round of your favourite game show: Whimsy, eat some cute animals, recant our recently, eat non-food, help Eddie escape, choose a narse best bit, blow some money on stupid stuff, and get around to some yes.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan, John, Cai & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Jonny.

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TAZ
Behind the Bastards:
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Cracked Gets Personal:
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TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
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Inja:
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JONNY
ContraPoints:
youtube.com/channel/UCNvsIonJdJ5E4EXMa65VYpA

This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

AJJ (the band)
ajjtheband.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Bechamel the Wizard.

Posted in Episode | Tagged Adventure Time, AJJ, Alan Turing, Alt-right, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Android, Apple, Aqua, arcade machine, banana juice, Bechamel, Behind The Bastards, best bit, blind, Brexit, cannabis, Cannibal Holocaust, CBD, chap, Chap-hop, Charles Coke, Charles Darwin, chat, chiptune, Chris Squire, cleaning, Coca Cola, cocaine, Coldplay, comedy, community, condoms, Corey Taylor, Cracked, Cradle Of Filth, cute animals, D&D, Dark Tourism, David Tennant, deaf, death, decriminalisation, discussion, Donald Trump, Dragon Ball Z Kai, drugs, dubstep, duck, Duck Tails, endurer, epitaph, Eva Green, Even More News, Family Guy, Fields of the Nephilim, Final Space, Firmin: Adventures of a Metropolitan Lowlife, Foie gras, folk dancing, folk music, food, Fortune and Glory, French, Galápagos, game show, gent, Gentleman's Relish, Glastonbury, Gon, goop, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hamsters, Hard Candy, Hellboy, His Dark Materials, holiday, Horizon Zero Dawn, Ian, Indonesia, Iowask, Iron Maiden, Jesus, jet lag, Johnny Appleseed, Jordan Peterson, joysticks, Jurassic Park, kidnapping, lamb, Libertarian, Libya, Linkin Park, manga, Margaret Thatcher, marijuana, Mars Volta, MBMBAM, McElroy brothers, MDMA, meat, Mescaline, Mike Pence, Minority Report, money, Monkey Fist, Monster Hunter World, Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer, MSG, Muammar Gaddafi, Nanny State, nano machines, narse, Ne Obliviscaris, Nelson Mandela, Netflix, Nigel Slater, Nigeria, Northern Lights, Orangafruüp, Osama bin Laden, owls, Panpipes, pasta, Patrick Rothfuss, Peyote, pH, Philip Pullman, piñata, podcast, Pokemon, porn, pot, Psilocybin, psychedelics, pulleys, quinoa, rabbit, Raspberry Pi, Retropie, rigging, Robert Evans, Sam Savage, scallywag, Scrabble, Scrooge McDuck, sex, sex positions, Shakespeare, Skrillex, slavery, Sliding Doors, Some More News, spending, spiking, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, stigma, Sting, talk, teaching, tequila, The Agonist, The Beatles, The Chap Magazine, The Golden Compass, The Guardian, The Handmaid’s Tale, The Kingkiller Chronicle, The Matrix, The Organ Donors, theatre, This Living Hand, tiki, tombola, topic, transubstantiation, UB40, veil, Viagra, WD-40, We Happy Few, weed, whimsy, whisky, wizards, Writer’s Tears, yes, Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah | Leave a comment

PTP 089 – Fishing is Funny

Published July 24, 2018 | By Tom

I bet you wish we wouldn’t but we are back, asking why the Jews, Dr Jones tries to pull me back to reality, relive Nancy Drew’s last day, consider cat-eared women, design a reality TV show regardless of morales, smell what the Breed Bot is cooking, escape the shed, occupy Skyrim, make a Bad Legend, treat ourselves, bat some flanticles about, divide up a sub orgasm, tell some fishing tales, draw attention briefly to goats, wydex a Horse Man, Christmas-up Star Wars, and make an enemy of Bob.

Thank you to our community contributors Dr Jones, Cai, Doc Mantis Toboggan, & Apples for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.

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Cat Tail Butt Plugs:
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by fishing on a London bus.

Posted in Episode | Tagged accountants, Adventure Time, advice, American Dad, anal, Anne Frank, Apple, Avatar: The Last Airbender, banana juice, Bangbus, banking, Batman, Battle Royale, beach-cleaning, beaches, Ben Affleck, Bill Cosby, biscuit spread, Bjork, Boadicea, Bob Mortimer, BoJack Horseman, Boudica, Brain Blessed, buffalo, Buffy, butterfly, BuzzFeed, cartoons, cat ears, cats, charity, chat, cherries, Chuck Norris, coma, comedy, community, condoms, Cracked, cyeberpunk, D&D, Daft Punk, Dead Rising, Deadlift Lolita, death, Die Antwood, discussion, Donald Trump, Eden Project, Edgar Allan Poe, Elder Scrolls, elders, escape room, escape the room, Fake Taxi, fantasy, Father Christmas, Father Ted, fetishes, FetLife, fishing, Flymo, Fred Durst, gaming, gigs, goats, Goldie, golf, Hello From The Magic Tavern, Hindus, house-hunting, iPhone, Jeff Goldblum, Jenna Jameson, Jews, Jonathan Creek, Journey, Judy Dench, Krampus, Ladybeard, legends, Limp Bizkit, Lord of the Rings, Martin Luther King Jr., Max Rebo, MMA, Monty Python, morales, Morrowind, Moses, Murder She Wrote, Nancy Drew, neural networks, Nichelle Nichols, Orangafruüp, orgasms, oysters, Peter Cushing, philanthropy, podcast, poisoning, pollution, pony play, porn, PornHub, pot, protests, reality TV, Risk, rubbish, Runaway, Santa, Satanists, sex, Shakespeare, sheds, Simon Cowell, Skyrim, Star Trek, Star Wars, Steampunk, Steven Seagal, Stuart Little, stuck porn, Styx, tabletop gaming, talk, The Comedy Button, The Hustle, The Simpsons, The Trail of Tears, Thomas The Tank Engine, tiki, Titanic, Tom Cruise, Tom Selleck, topic, Transformers, treats, tropes, typewriters, UFC, Vic Reeves, Wales, war, water, Water Wars, wenches, Wes Borland, whimsy, whisky, Whitstable, Zombeavers, Zombie Strippers, zombies | Leave a comment

PTP 088 – Bex’s Giant Cybernetic Wang

Published July 9, 2018 | By Tom

Unlike Gabe Newell we we bring you yet another episode of us choosing a life narrator, cybernetically enhancing our willies, hunting Lego men, sharing new theories, having eyebrows for lips, faking our deaths & bothering a cat.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Chris Howitzerbug, Gregg, Luke, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

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Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
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TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
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LUKE
www.plugmybum.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
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facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Bex’s Postman dreams

Posted in Episode | Tagged 3D, Adam Savage, Alan-a-Dale, Alopecia, amnesia, anime, Antichrist, Arizona, Ballie Ballerson, banana juice, Barry Scott, Billy Connolly, Bionicles, Blade Trinity, Bobcat Goldthwait, body hair, Boom Festival, Bottom, bowling, Caldera jump, cats, Chad Kroeger, chat, Chris Barry, Chris Pratt, Christian Bale, Cillit Bang, cocaine, comedy, community, concerts, conspiracies, Craig Charles, Craig David, cybernetics, D&D, Dad Jokes, Darkest Hour, death, Demon Cycle Series, Diego Maradona, discussion, Dispicable Me, DIY, dogs, Donald Trump, drones, drugs, Dumb and Dumber, Duplo, Dylan Moran, electrons, Eliza Dushku, Eric Idol, Fabergé egg, facial hair, feet, films, flamethrowers, football, foxes, Fraggle Rock, Frankie Boyle, Frensham Great Pond, funeral homes, Gabe Newell, Gary Oldman, gigs, Gong bath, grappling hook, gravity, grooming, groupies, Grumpy Cat, hair extensions, Half Life, Happy, Hard Target, Harley Davidson, hearing, hoops, horses, huskys, Ian McKellen, Ibiza, Independence Day, Indiana Jones, Iron Man, Jaden Smith, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jeff Goldblum, John Cleese, K-Rap, Kim Jong Un, Korea, krill, lasers, lava, legion, lego, Leonard Nimoy, making, Manhunt, Marilyn Manson, marriage, Micky Flanagan, minions, Monty Python, Morgan Freeman, Mormon, mortician, moths, movies, nachos, narration, Neighbours, Nelson Mandela, neural networks, Nick Hoffman, nipples, One Punch Man, opera, Orangafruüp, Ozzy Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Patreon, Paul Dean, Peter V. Brett, physics, Playmobil, podcast, pot, protests, pubes, quantum entanglement, Quantum Leap, quantum physics, Quin Smith, Rainbow, Ready Player One, Red cameras, Red Dwarf, Reese Witherspoon, Renaissance fairs, Rhys Darby, Ring of Fire, Rob Schneider, Robert Downey Jr, Ryan Reynolds, Sam Neill, Scott Bakula, Sean Bean, Seann William Scott, sex, Shia LaBeouf, Short Circuit, Shut Up And Sit Down, Simon’s Cat, Skynet, Snoppy, Starcraft, Steam, Steven Spielberg, swimming, talk, That 70s Show, The Boring Company, The Great Gatsby, The Running Man, the Singularity, The Terminator, The Young Ones, theories, threshers, tiki, Tim Minchin, Tom Hiddleston, topic, torture, trebuchet, Tumbleweed, video cameras, video games, Vin Diesel, volcanoes, Wallace and Gromit, waxing, waxworks, weed, WH Smith, whimsy, whisky, Will Smith, willies, Willow Smith, windmilling, Winston Churchill, wood chippers, work | Leave a comment

PTP 087 – You Know No Sheep, Sir!

Published June 27, 2018 | By Tom

Late again like a polycystic girl’s ovaries we arrive ready your ear tampons & roll a royal bone, roll a role one, have a keyes of snow, twin it up with each other, animate the inanimate, discuss how Yaku are messing with you pussy, Gary the Oldman out, plan out how to die tomorrrow, herd some evil, pet some morbidity, & bring back some words.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Toothbrush Reincarnated for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
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TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by WAZZOCK.

Posted in Episode | Tagged Adam Ant, Amelia Arsenic, Angelspit, Apple, Ashton Kutcher, banana juice, baseball, bats, Beat Saber, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blue-tongued skink, Brexit, cats, chap, chat, Christian Bale, Christmas, Clerks 2, Cliff Burton, comedy, community, D&D, Dandelion and Burdock, Daniel Day-Lewis, death, dentists, Destiny 2, Dirk Gently, discussion, Donald Trump, Dumb and Dumber, E3, Elite: Dangerous, FetLife, Frozen, gen cutting, George Lucas, Hackers, Happy, Heath Ledger, Helen Keller, heroes, HG Wells, HIM, horror, House of a Thousand Corpses, Hurt, instagram, iPhone, Jacques Cousteau, Jared Leto, Jason Statham, Jeff Goldblum, Jennifer Connelly, Kronenbourg, laser pointers, Legend of Zelda, lightning, London, London Naked Bike Ride, Madagascar, marijuana, Mila Kunis, muppet, Netflix, neural networks, octopus, Orangafruüp, Owlbear, pets, podcast, porn, pot, racism, Rankin Radio, Razer phone, Reign of Fire, riders, Roald Dahl, Royal Faimly, Royal Wedding, Royal Weeding, sheep, Snoop Dogg, Stanley Kubrick, Star Wars, Surrey, tabletop gaming, talk, The Fly, The Last Samurai, The Witches, tiki, Tom Cruise, Tommy Robinson, topic, Twins, Unpopular Opinion, video games, VR, wazzock, weed, whimsy, whisky | Leave a comment

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Published June 15, 2018 | By Tom

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
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TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

Posted in Episode | Tagged activists, Adam Ant, adverts, Akala, Alan Turing, All Male Review, Altered Carbon, Amsterdam, Anita Dobson, Anne Frank, Antarctica, Apollodorus of Damascus, Aristotle, Atari Teenage Riot, Atlantis, Australia, Bad Company, banana juice, bands, BDSM, beans, Beat Saber, Benedict Cumberbatch, birthday, blacksmiths, board gaming, Boaty McBoatface, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Box Brownie, Box Wars, Brexit, Brian May, Bugs Bunny, Cafe Patreon, Caligula, cameras, Cannibal Corpse, Castaway, Catholicism, Charles Stross, chat, church, cinemas, comedy, comics, community, Cthulhu, D&D, discussion, displacement, Donald Trump, driving, DVD, Ellie Goulding, examination, excess, Firefly, Freddie Mercury, Galápagos, gaming, Gangnam Style, geometry, Guns and Roses, hair driers, Helen Mirren, Holland, horses, Jason Momoa, Jeff Bridges, Jeff Goldblum, Jethro Tull, John Williams, Joss Whedon, King Crimson, Kurt Russell, life, lobbyist, MacGyver, Mega Duck, Megaman, Modestep, Mudvayne, music, Myra Hindley, Name of the Wind, Nelson Mandela, Netflix, neural networks, nicotine, Nirvana, Nu Metal, Orangafruüp, Oreo, paddling pool, Pan, Patreon, Patrick Rothfuss, pegging, Peter O'Toole, photography, Plato, poachers, podcast, Pope, porn, pot, Primal Scream, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Regular Features, riders, Rocco Siffredi, royalty, Ryan Reynolds, Sammy Hagar, sauna, school, Seth Rogen, Seventh Dimension, sex swings, Skrillex, Slipknot, Solo, Solo: A Star Wars Story, Stand By Me, Star Wars, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Steam, Stone Temple Pilots, Strong Bad, summer, sunburn, T. Rex, talk, Tartuffe, Tatu, tequila, The Archers, The Evil Dead, The Mighty Ducks, The Prodigy, The Rasmus, theatre, There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, tiki, topic, tortoises, trailers, turtles, Venezuela, Vic Reeves, VR, whimsy, whisky, Wonder Swan, Zimmer Frame | Leave a comment

PTP 085 – Logistics of a Centaur: Things can only get Ket-ter

Published May 27, 2018 | By Tom

On the Sabbath, as always, we wonder what is the point of boarding school, calculating the logistic of the centre of Centaurs, side with two dentists that the other eight rejected, kill a stranger, dance with the Fighting Pirates, AHHHH, tell animals to deal with it, capsule time, & pick a true conspiracy yet again.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Jonny, Captain Sickbeard & Luke.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Behind the Bastards:
behindthebastards.com

TOM

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

JONNY
This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

LUKE
Daniel Kahneman – Thinking, Fast and Slow:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinking,_Fast_and_Slow

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Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Centauring yourself.

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PTP 083 – Exaltation of Nonsense

Published April 30, 2018 | By Tom

Well worth waiting a month for…yeah, sorry that Tom got so drunk… we work out the best way to control population numbers, math out Dad jokes, make a nice white soup, ride her, choose a new nationality, transform her, ride her again, fight royal animals, refuse to wear clothes, Borky a pig, & we watch some porn on a PC for once.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Heilung:
facebook.com/amplifiedhistory
youtube.com/watch?v=h1BsKIP4uYM

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast
Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Ejector!

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PTP 082b – The DVT Shire-ies

Published April 16, 2018 | By Tom

Were you hoping for an in-depth and insightful take on the land of the long white cloud, the land without teeth that is New Zealand? Whelp, you’ve got some progressively more Dadaist Yelp reviews, shameless smash cuts, and constant mispronunciations of Maori and English words alike. At length. Also Hobbits.

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Soooo it’s been 82 issues, every fortnight over 3 years and we never lost a recording. That streak has been broken. Tom managed to record the issue due out today entirely on the microphone. Hope you understand why you’ll have to wait a proper episode. Begs your collective pardons.

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