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PTP 060 – Bath Sheets Are A Thing

Published May 28, 2017 | By Tom

In a world of full community topic pots, there is but one action to take: have a community special. Starring Mozart & Beethoven as Crying Panto Dames in ISSUE 60! Watch as they achieve great pot shuffles whilst performing their party trick of giving love life advice to a pukie pirate, they resolve never to feed him with cucumber pizza ever again. The results lead to a massive power dynamic shift as the duo take bath linen across the galaxy to get the pirate the ultimate topic to consume: BREXIT WITH A VENGEANCE! As part of a multimedia experience we also bring you a mind-melting VR trailer, with music by Linkin Park now they have no talent.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Andy K, Gerald Wiley & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Murder in Successville:
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07h1mnp

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Viva Dystopia 2017:
glitchmoderecordings.bandcamp.com/album/viva-dystopia-2017

CHRIS
Once Upon A Time:
abc.go.com/shows/once-upon-a-time

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
American Gods:
amazon.co.uk/American-Gods

Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by a sorry case of a troubled, substance-abusing, tortured musician pretending to be Amy Winehouse.

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PTP 059 – The Life and Torment of Phil Collins

Published May 14, 2017 | By Tom

Now comfortably back on the booze, the PTP crew pour themselves some deep measures & settle down upon eight inches of dancer, The U-Turn Queen, Y-front bassists, the greatness of ANAL, utility mitts, misdirected beard oil, Generation Rewind, The Oracle of PTP, parents seeing your sex tape, rape in the eyes of a platypus, & the crushing revelations of a sober dawn.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Big Al & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Bill Nye Saves The World: netflix.com/gb/title/80117748

TOM
Rankin Radio: highrankin.libsyn.com

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER:
Patrick Rothfuss – The Name of the Wind: patrickrothfuss.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Phil Collin thinking about death.

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PTP 054 – What A Watery Podcast

Published March 5, 2017 | By Tom

Prepare to be disappointed with the watery ramblings for two dummies as they struggle alone to recall childhood pleasures, remember retail regrets, taste water, plan time-travelling towel adventures, bigup Bullock, pick the best possible slave, bore you with whisky talk, decide on where to attach certain appendages, sing about language privilege, call a host about cake, disappoint our parents, rip fat cotton, dream a sexy surprise, predict the longevity of a balloon, and pick between two fictional badasses.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, The Devil, Rikard & Andy K for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz (& Beth sort of).

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Trista Bytes reviews Legion:
youtube.com/watch?v=1LXo7m8DOAw

TOM
Vampyre Anvil
cracknation.com/vampyreanvil
vampyreanvil.bandcamp.com
https://www.facebook.com/vampyreanvil/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by disappointment.

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PTP 043 – Celts that spell Chervon with a “B”

Published October 3, 2016 | By Tom

Sorry it’s a day late folks! I would say “better late than never” but I’m not sure I can confirm the truthfulness of that statement. You be the judge as our host reveal who has the biggest shlong, repeat a topic about personality-based appetisers, debate pro ploom or con clouds, answer the Drake equation, Google stuff, decide which biscuit is King, choose pirate playlists, wish for one thing, aid slow communication, & solve why orange.

Thank you to our community contributors Willing Groupie, Aussie Dan, Andy K, Cai, Captain Sickbeard & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Community member Big Al has finished his skate of 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. WELL DONE, DUDE! You can still donate here though:
thesouthernpush.co.uk

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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Album art this issue is inspired by Taz’s unconscious beer balancing skills.

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PTP 032 – Philosophy, Alchemy, and Bodily Fluids

Published May 3, 2016 | By Tom

Springtime has arrived at Pokéball Studios, so we take the opportunity to talk about coprophillic incestual bestiality, Alisha’s Attic, another Darren supreme, popping chinchillas, campaign planning, not growing up, replicators, what to do when in Rome, and then round things off with the one true trinity: Mr Blobby, God, and Vladimir Putin.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Vladimir Putin for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, & Chris Howitzerbug.

Musical Interlude: Damim – Body Is Broken
dam-nation.co.uk
facebook.com/dam.nation.uk
dam-nation.bandcamp.com/merch
eulogymedia.com

See Damim live on May 13th with Shrines & Jøtnarr at The Black Heart in Camden, England: facebook.com/events/969590359762028/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Mr Putin making a bear bare in Mr Blobby’s front room.

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