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PTP 088 – Bex’s Giant Cybernetic Wang

Unlike Gabe Newell we we bring you yet another episode of us choosing a life narrator, cybernetically enhancing our willies, hunting Lego men, sharing new theories, having eyebrows for lips, faking our deaths & bothering a cat.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Chris Howitzerbug, Gregg, Luke, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ & BEX
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

LUKE
www.plugmybum.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinfer no.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Bex’s Postman dreams

PTP 087 – You Know No Sheep, Sir!

Late again like a polycystic girl’s ovaries we arrive ready your ear tampons & roll a royal bone, roll a role one, have a keyes of snow, twin it up with each other, animate the inanimate, discuss how Yaku are messing with you pussy, Gary the Oldman out, plan out how to die tomorrrow, herd some evil, pet some morbidity, & bring back some words.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Toothbrush Reincarnated for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by WAZZOCK.

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

PTP 084 – DJ Noah?

As the song once said, “Three is the magic number”. We prove it by courteously saying dank you to Rick, solving the Problem, jockeying around with names, trying to concentrate without Ritalin, breaking and discarding Chevy Chase’s future career, (just in time) planing our funerals, grouping together to give it to you, eagling a murder, & dictating what to do.

Thank you to our community contributor Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Some More News:
youtube.com/channel/UCvlj0IzjSnNoduQF0l3VGng

Even More News:
evenmorenews.podbean.com

TOM
Heaven’s Gate:
https://www.heavensgate.show/

Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by dark net fortunes.

PTP 079 – Sibling From Another Dribbling

Taz is drunk before we begin and Tom was drunk while editing so hold tight on this, OUR THIRD BIRTHDAY ISSUE! To celebrate we home run a slogan, quote a mute girl, booge some Californians in flip-flops, bubble-wrap celebs, tell an emo kid what we really think of him, vamp for time, design a god, answer what’s up with reality Doc, reanimate the Renaissance, and choose a scum & villainy.

Thank you to our community contributors John, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Big Al for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Coffee and Memes
facebook.com/highrankin
youtube.com/channel/UCp6IyhC-3BKA7_MZUQ-ia1A

Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the John, who can do one.

PTP 071 – To Take The Durrent As It Serves

We tap dance around the Basilica of topics while sharing some smashing advice, pick-a-purgatory, have fun with Dysentery, yuck & yum whiskies, orientate Hobnobs, tell the story of John Woo’s hardest dove, doppel-our-gängers, flatten some Flat-Earthers with reals not feels, wish you a Merry Scroobers, & realise Rick and Morty beat us to it.

Thank you to our community contributor John Kerans for his topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Daz, Chris Howitzerbug, Tobias & Danny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Game Grumps – Mario 3: No Touch Challenge
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRQGRBgN_Enp7UsQ6uZuCbsoF1VPhBXtG

DANNY
Paul Sellers:
youtube.com/user/PaulSellersWoodwork

DAZ
Tobias Court Music
facebook.com/Tobias-Court-Music-1544909889061763
pottopicpodcast.com/episode/ptp-021-timothy-dalton-and-a-pair-of-huskies

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by dirty birdies and chocolate-bottomed Hobnobs.

PTP 054 – What A Watery Podcast

Prepare to be disappointed with the watery ramblings for two dummies as they struggle alone to recall childhood pleasures, remember retail regrets, taste water, plan time-travelling towel adventures, bigup Bullock, pick the best possible slave, bore you with whisky talk, decide on where to attach certain appendages, sing about language privilege, call a host about cake, disappoint our parents, rip fat cotton, dream a sexy surprise, predict the longevity of a balloon, and pick between two fictional badasses.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, The Devil, Rikard & Andy K for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz (& Beth sort of).

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Trista Bytes reviews Legion:
youtube.com/watch?v=1LXo7m8DOAw

TOM
Vampyre Anvil
cracknation.com/vampyreanvil
vampyreanvil.bandcamp.com
https://www.facebook.com/vampyreanvil/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by disappointment.

PTP 047 – Emission Impossible

Keep a towel handy, folks, as – after dealing with contemporary UK semen logistics – we dive straight into the here and now, criticising criticism, cloaca runts, the Nickleback exclusion principle, and then dry ourselves off with dumb stuff by great people.

Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Captain Sickbeard & Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Hal, Beth & Gregg.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 1st February 2017.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel – youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

BETH
Yakobpk Channel – youtube.com/user/Yakobpk

HAL
Spires – facebook.com/SpiresOfficial
The Carter Seagrove Project – carterseagrove.weebly.com

TOM
My Dad Wrote A Porno – mydadwroteaporno.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by the tale of a man and a beaker.

PTP 046 – Circling the Drain

This issue we are joined by That London Guy as we wipe up Pusher Clinton, the Trek/Wars talk, Monster Trump, Judy Dench’s street name, phat cotton rips, bibliocide, entry level drinking, and aggressive tit grabs so that we may flush them all away with the rainbow of sh!t and the sacrificial teaspoon.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Andy K, Cai, Aussie Dan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Beth.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRISTAKIS
That London Bloke: facebook.com/thatlondonbloke2015

BETH
Talanas: talanas.org
Beth Ryan Music: facebook.com/bethryanmusic
Dave McKean – Black Dog: The Dreams of Paul Nash:
amazon.co.uk/Black-Dog-Dreams-Paul-Nash/dp/1506701086

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by our unmatched poop-excavating hippy child.

PTP 045 – Com-WoOOOooo-nity Spesh

On this, your community special, we hammer in the horror with a season of death, Inconsequentialism, celebratory grave approaches, dark angels, Pterabacktyls, the Musician’s Lament, a dead man, extraterrestrial colonisation, Hevvy Burqa, Penguins of the Apocalypse, Luna-Nazis, & then mop up the blood and wish we wore gloves.

Thank you to our community contributors Andy K, Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Aussie Dan & Rob Gray for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Alex & Heather.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Goth Christmas & the terrifying things Photoshop can do.

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