Helen Mirren

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Published June 15, 2018 | By Tom

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

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PTP 036 – Brexshit

Published June 26, 2016 | By Tom

Pol Pot returns in time to be recorded before the UK EU Referendum. The guys flap their noise holes at microphones discussing the possibility of a parakeet hoverboard, ensuing political coMERDEy, an adult retelling of American History X, why preparing anything means failure, pooping in public around paintings, a diner date with Katie Hopkins, and the Führer’s massive Brexshit.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard & Rikard for their topics.

Musical Interlude: Eben Brooks – Geeky Girls
Bloopers Music: Eben Brooks – Deadly Ever After
Both tracks can be found on Eben’s latest album “Doctor, Captain, Dovahkiin, Chief”
Find out more at ebenbrooks.com where you can also buy all his music.
Thanks for letting us play your songs, mate.

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Alex & Heather.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by our nation and the half of the population that don’t see this as a problem.

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PTP 031 – Christian Literature & Phallological Concurrency

Published April 17, 2016 | By Tom

We got a very nice YouTube lady on and then berated her about killer bunnies, The Rebel Alliance, sexy DMs, provaxiwanks, genital decisiveness, in-tents festiaids, near-future banana doom, a suicide fieldtrip, & antifistamines.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Aussie Dan & Sophie for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex, Andy & Gregg.

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com
Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast
Facebook: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast
Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Bex. She’s to blame.

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