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PTP 083 – Exaltation of Nonsense

Published April 30, 2018 | By Tom

Well worth waiting a month for…yeah, sorry that Tom got so drunk… we work out the best way to control population numbers, math out Dad jokes, make a nice white soup, ride her, choose a new nationality, transform her, ride her again, fight royal animals, refuse to wear clothes, Borky a pig, & we watch some porn on a PC for once.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Heilung:
facebook.com/amplifiedhistory
youtube.com/watch?v=h1BsKIP4uYM

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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PTP 072 – Brigadier Spaff-Hamster

Published November 13, 2017 | By Tom

Man(hattan) up & listen to our hosts give their final words, militarise animal excretions, space race with soviet wolfmen, not really cover the topic of cover songs, regret spending, make a nerdier Toy Story, simulate a simulation of a simulation, repeat a repeatable repeat, & try to keep up with the elf.

Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
BigLad:
shitwife.bandcamp.com
facebook.com/bigladband

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Anavae:
facebook.com/Anavae

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Lunar Lycanthropes.

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PTP 070 – Sinking The Unsinkable Again

Published October 16, 2017 | By Tom

PTP 070 – Sinking The Unsinkable Again

Welcome to the 13th Community Special bash and we got all of the two hosts together to tell us some secrets, insult ourselves, put an order in, pull faces at ourselves, sink some bands, deal with dirty limbs, lose, resolve some past years, dream up some projects, & Netflix & Chill with Theresa May.

Thank you to our community contributors John, Rikard, Cai & Big Al for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Big Mouth:
netflix.com/title/80117038

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group:
steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Eddie Izzard.

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PTP 069 – Nice

Published October 1, 2017 | By Tom

THE BIGGEST LANDMARK SO FAR so we celebrate by sharing jokes, changing places, sex-up ammo, explain why the collapse of civilisation into a right-wing dystopia isn’t strictly a bad thing, rap it up like a gift, invite guests to the worst dinner party possible, bang the Scooby Drum, reveal our aliases, have another contender in the World’s Slowest Form Of Communication, describe our recent alone-times, & conclude The Long Lost Story.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
HO99O9:
ho99o9.com
youtube.com/user/HO99O9

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Bletchley Park:
bletchleypark.org.uk

EDDIE
Flowers:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_(TV_series)

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Captain Sickbeard’s incredible skill with a Laser Cutter.

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PTP 040 – A Communal Train-Wreck

Published August 21, 2016 | By Tom

Quite possibly our hardest to listen to issue so far: You have been warned. We cover the classics by post-modernists, The Binks-Maul Congress, _______ , an open casting featuring Beth Ryan, drip-trays and regrets, the many names of Rikard, a bad question, moose-staches, nature finding a way, neuromacros, trouser-rigging, taking minutes at a BNP rally, a platform for pun, Kawaii Illuminati: The Musical, Mementno, and THE WORST TOPIC EVER.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Kiwi Dave, Rikard, Andy K & Anonymouse for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Jonny, Gregg, De’Ola, Heather, Chris Howitzerbug & Eddie.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

News Report footage of Alex refer to in the intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt7bmadA5Y

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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