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PTP 063 – The Teacher, The Writer & The Egg F**ker

Back once again with the ill behaviour, we spit hot fire about psychological things we don’t fully grasp again, nom de la maison publique, hanging ten, our Battle Not-So-Royale, good vs truth, the most obvious horror story title ever, and our balls ups.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Jonny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Tricot:
tricot.tv
facebook.com/bakuretsurecords.tricot
twitter.com/tricot_band

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Tom’s wasted time.

PTP 058 – The Sobercast

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

PTP 053 – Scientific Eunuch Of Measurement

In this, our ACTUAL two year anniversary, we decide to improve the format by intensifying it. To that end we deal with the lamentations of the socially inconsiderate, God, The Devil an Taz, a flirtation with Fanboyism, our aversion to practice, “finding the hero inside yourself”, Kent, and then round up with a realisation that maybe we’re not as superficial as all that.

Thank you to our community contributors The Devil, Rikard, Captain Sickbeard, & Ozzie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Beth.

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MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Morass Of Molasses – Rotten Teeth
From the EP “So Flows Our Fate”
Buy it here: morassofmolasses.bandcamp.com
FaceBook: facebook.com/MorassOfMolasses
Upcoming London Show: facebook.com/events/188987678240830

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
The All Male Review:
youtube.com/channel/UCT9ye59vuCEIXVdVIqgV0Dw

Jordan Reyne:
jordanreyne.com
misanthropop.com/misanthroplay/2017/2/2/35-interview-with-jordan-reyne-resident-evil-vii-impressions

BETH
Talanas Videos:
youtube.com/user/talanasband

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Mmmmm People.

PTP 048 – Main Ingredient: Determination

I’m writing this on a nightbus with a girl – three rows behind – throwing up effusively: So I’m gonna give it to you straight. This week we tackle practical improv, hard Millwall love, hating ratings, recommendation arms, bovine fart juice, nailing dat costume, professional boob weighing, rectal spite, messages to our hypotheticals, and then round things off with sinister failings.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Andy K, Rikard & Dave Vincent for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.

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TAZ
SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel – youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug
Tista Bytes – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSV06jW8k06gHn-ZYQ9qmtg

TOM
Big Al’s – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-H-To8D4uMsOVMzg3rH1-w

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Taz’s experiments.

PTP 047 – Emission Impossible

Keep a towel handy, folks, as – after dealing with contemporary UK semen logistics – we dive straight into the here and now, criticising criticism, cloaca runts, the Nickleback exclusion principle, and then dry ourselves off with dumb stuff by great people.

Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Captain Sickbeard & Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Hal, Beth & Gregg.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 1st February 2017.

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel – youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

BETH
Yakobpk Channel – youtube.com/user/Yakobpk

HAL
Spires – facebook.com/SpiresOfficial
The Carter Seagrove Project – carterseagrove.weebly.com

TOM
My Dad Wrote A Porno – mydadwroteaporno.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by the tale of a man and a beaker.

PTP 039 – Of Job Titles & Genitals

This issue our hosts balderdash about After Eight drinks, me me-mes, inspirational adolescence aspirations, an education in whimsy, lazy cards, abominable alpacas, punchy men, inverting appendages, and stream into forgetting to do a Dick Barton impression (we get to the next issue, I promise).

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard & Sophie for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Bex, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

News Report footage of Alex refer to in the intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt7bmadA5Y

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by The One, The Only: Devon Townsend.

PTP 035 – The Community Desk

Our 6th community issue hails the advent of a brand new mixing desk. And what do we do? We waste it all on talk of mammary spirituality, conspiracy radio, Samurai Pizza Cats, strange instruments, Kiwiland, the return of poll pot, donating one’s body for sex, the deep and the dark, viral feminism, death by Dushku, thumbing in a naval, and then we stun the world with a bombshell about rocks.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Sophie, Kiwi Dave, Vladimir Putin, Big Al & Anonymouse for their topics.

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris & Bex.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by our pretty new toy and flange phasers.

PTP 031 – Christian Literature & Phallological Concurrency

We got a very nice YouTube lady on and then berated her about killer bunnies, The Rebel Alliance, sexy DMs, provaxiwanks, genital decisiveness, in-tents festiaids, near-future banana doom, a suicide fieldtrip, & antifistamines.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al, Aussie Dan & Sophie for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex, Andy & Gregg.

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Bex. She’s to blame.

PTP 028 – A Left Wing Murderfest

Big up, PTP massive! Tonight we get DJ Slowback in the mix and come at you with big heads and elegant tongues, our long awaited Zebra Z-grip review, celebrity clone sex, Cameron Vs The Moon, biscuit based student destruction, the human pool table, fixed erections, an answered question, the logistics of stuffing creme eggs into a sex toy, and then finish up by quipping our merry way to the void.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Kiwi Dave, Chris Howitzerbug & Curious Cucumber for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola & Jason.

Musical Interlude: DJ Awkward Silence feat. Jakki P and Slowback – You’re Wasting It
Jason’s Soundcloud (DJ Slowback): https://soundcloud.com/slowback

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at https://www.youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: www.pottopicpodcast.com
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

PTP 020 -The Community Comes

You all asked for it, so here’s all you need to know about clothes swapping, Willy Wonka’s cum wall, host homelessness, the apocalypse slush fund, shower beef, making Kim Jong Un squeal, busting the festi-cherry, the laws of acceptable casual rascism (revisited), and gladitorial beauty.

Thank you to our community contributors the mysterious “Me”, Captain Sickbeard, Big Al, Heather & Sophie for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola, Chris, Eddie & Kel.

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Chris /HowtizerBug’s Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

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