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PTP 099 – Pottopium

Published December 10, 2018 | By Tom

Do you want a flake in that, luv? How about three drunks working out how they will probably die? How about doing bad observational comedy about locking phones? No, how about chosing their form of execution or realising they aren’t unique? Hmm, what if they invent some elements and discover they are actually robots? What about if they discover the worst film of all time and then find their entire lives are on YouTube? God, you’re hard to please! Sod off then! Enjoy your ice cream!

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, John & Johnny 5 (I’m guessing aforementioned John) for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Til Death Do Us Blart:
blart.libsyn.com

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com
Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast
Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast
Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465
Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast
Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by wanting something that will not and should not be.

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PTP 093 – Those Who Can’t

Published September 20, 2018 | By Tom

Once upon a (late) time we released an issue of a substandard podcast about our riders, our life credits, our maturity, our favourite soft drinks, our unwanted acquiescences, the state of TV & the Power of Greyskull.

Thank you to our community contributors John & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Robert Evans – A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01839Q4ZE

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com
Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast
Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast
Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465
Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast
Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by pretty boy ghosts in underwear.

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PTP 052 – Avocado

Published February 6, 2017 | By Tom

Since recording, Tom has realised that 52 issues means that this is not the two year anniversary. That’s next issue and that’s how numbers work. Still, we are self-indulgent about self-destruction, the world loves kiddies, primary speech brainwashing, communications or cleanliness, scraping scrapbooks, does he ‘ave a car doh, mentors, licking and switching, Terminal Drone, Eben flow, monster fishing, and the hopeless reality of toilet paper.

Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Andy K, Captain Sickbeard & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Eben Brooks – Three Drunken Klingons
from the album “Doctor, Captain, Dovahkiin, Chief”
music.ebenbrooks.com

PIMP BIT:
Andy’s Charity Fundraiser for Heart Of Kent Hospice
justgiving.com/fundraising/IHATEMYFEET

TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
Pacific Heat – youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg

SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

TOM
SUPERHOT: The Card Game
superhotgame.com/card-game
kickstarter.com/projects/1293726726/superhot-the-card-game

JONNY
That Crippled Space
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com
Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast
Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast
Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465
Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the age-old question.

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