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PTP 092 – Sh*tted or Sh*tted

If one was to evacuate their bowels in the bed one might discuss poetry, your Mum says, tell me what’s your flavour, teaming up, Babymetal is music, create the Meta Pot, Samuel L some Samurai, pick a pest, experience some craziness, dey playin’ Marka, & 4chan some fortune cookies. Also skip to the outro if you get bored, it’s worth it.

Thank you to our community contributors John, B. A. Baracus, & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Captain Sickbeard & eventually Luke.

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TAZ & EDDIE
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Rankin’s Records Live:
residentadvisor.net/events/1150707

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

LUKE
Subharmonic some time in the future

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
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Album art this issue is inspired by the greatest smile ever.

PTP 091 – The Scallywag Of Balance

Now this is a story all about how we scientifically number a chap and a gent, legalise it, beat twelve shades out of a human piñata, pick a pasta, play a thrilling round of your favourite game show: Whimsy, eat some cute animals, recant our recently, eat non-food, help Eddie escape, choose a narse best bit, blow some money on stupid stuff, and get around to some yes.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan, John, Cai & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, & Jonny.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Behind the Bastards:
behindthebastards.com

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

Inja:
hospitalrecords.com/artists/inja
facebook.com/injamusic

JONNY
ContraPoints:
youtube.com/channel/UCNvsIonJdJ5E4EXMa65VYpA

This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

AJJ (the band)
ajjtheband.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Bechamel the Wizard.

PTP 089 – Fishing is Funny

I bet you wish we wouldn’t but we are back, asking why the Jews, Dr Jones tries to pull me back to reality, relive Nancy Drew’s last day, consider cat-eared women, design a reality TV show regardless of morales, smell what the Breed Bot is cooking, escape the shed, occupy Skyrim, make a Bad Legend, treat ourselves, bat some flanticles about, divide up a sub orgasm, tell some fishing tales, draw attention briefly to goats, wydex a Horse Man, Christmas-up Star Wars, and make an enemy of Bob.

Thank you to our community contributors Dr Jones, Cai, Doc Mantis Toboggan, & Apples for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Danny, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ & EDDIE & TOM & DAN
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

KAYLEIGH
Cat Tail Butt Plugs:
loveplugs.co.uk/collections/cat-tails

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by fishing on a London bus.

PTP 087 – You Know No Sheep, Sir!

Late again like a polycystic girl’s ovaries we arrive ready your ear tampons & roll a royal bone, roll a role one, have a keyes of snow, twin it up with each other, animate the inanimate, discuss how Yaku are messing with you pussy, Gary the Oldman out, plan out how to die tomorrrow, herd some evil, pet some morbidity, & bring back some words.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Toothbrush Reincarnated for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by WAZZOCK.

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

PTP 083 – Exaltation of Nonsense

Well worth waiting a month for…yeah, sorry that Tom got so drunk… we work out the best way to control population numbers, math out Dad jokes, make a nice white soup, ride her, choose a new nationality, transform her, ride her again, fight royal animals, refuse to wear clothes, Borky a pig, & we watch some porn on a PC for once.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Heilung:
facebook.com/amplifiedhistory
youtube.com/watch?v=h1BsKIP4uYM

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Ejector!

PTP 073 – Hello Armpit

This episode, brought to you by “Hello Armpits™ – Deodorant of Tomorrow & Today”, we spray on topics of Beef Greek, the one and only sponsor Hello Armpits™, the eeriest of Indianas, Mystery Sex Theatre 3000™, finally killing the weakest podcast link, the letters 666, the Mr Blobby conspiracy, the ha-bringers of the Apocalypse, return to the next thrilling entry of The Last Lost Stranger Story Saga, Freaky Friday the hosts, & completely not listen to the last topic and just talk about Robot Wars & Scrapheap Challenge.

Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Captain Sickbeard.

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PIMP BIT:
TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group:
(See the links below)

TAZ & CHRISTAKIS
Door to Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
instagram.com/doortowanderland
facebook.com/doortowanderland

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by The Fireman – The Family Friendly Horro Story (Soundtrack by Girls’ Generation)

PTP 069 – Nice

THE BIGGEST LANDMARK SO FAR so we celebrate by sharing jokes, changing places, sex-up ammo, explain why the collapse of civilisation into a right-wing dystopia isn’t strictly a bad thing, rap it up like a gift, invite guests to the worst dinner party possible, bang the Scooby Drum, reveal our aliases, have another contender in the World’s Slowest Form Of Communication, describe our recent alone-times, & conclude The Long Lost Story.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
HO99O9:
ho99o9.com
youtube.com/user/HO99O9

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Bletchley Park:
bletchleypark.org.uk

EDDIE
Flowers:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_(TV_series)

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Captain Sickbeard’s incredible skill with a Laser Cutter.

PTP 068 – Gynecosmological

Possibly the worst show we have ever recorded we fail being interesting but succeed at being offensive while securing liberty, ghost yetis, dye a Shurk Hat into the next big thing, discover the North-South sexy divide, become friends with a dog toy, get all hairy and unsexify erotic toys.

Thank you to our community contributors John K, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Jonny & Bjorn.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

TOM
Ear Hustle:
earhustlesq.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

BJORN
Nothing

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the least sexy sex toy ever.

PTP 064 – Unprisoning Your Think-Rind

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to these pillocks babble on about achieving cued release, ducktaurs, Worgies, Pat Sharp, hipster tastes, a tale to warm your bear’s heart, Fission?!? Damn near killed him, language limitations, Absiloved Lover, peaking at Postmodernism, Psychosavato, & ruining wronguns.

Thank you to our community contributors Rob Grey, Rikard, Doc Mantis Toboggan & John Kerans for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Chris Howitzerbug & Christakis.

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PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Polygon’s Awful Squad:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT5xZKh7TsCL4ydk7TOduLeu

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by much Munch.

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