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PTP 068 – Gynecosmological

Possibly the worst show we have ever recorded we fail being interesting but succeed at being offensive while securing liberty, ghost yetis, dye a Shurk Hat into the next big thing, discover the North-South sexy divide, become friends with a dog toy, get all hairy and unsexify erotic toys.

Thank you to our community contributors John K, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Jonny & Bjorn.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

TOM
Ear Hustle:
earhustlesq.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

BJORN
Nothing

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by the least sexy sex toy ever.

PTP 064 – Unprisoning Your Think-Rind

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to these pillocks babble on about achieving cued release, ducktaurs, Worgies, Pat Sharp, hipster tastes, a tale to warm your bear’s heart, Fission?!? Damn near killed him, language limitations, Absiloved Lover, peaking at Postmodernism, Psychosavato, & ruining wronguns.

Thank you to our community contributors Rob Grey, Rikard, Doc Mantis Toboggan & John Kerans for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Chris Howitzerbug & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Polygon’s Awful Squad:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT5xZKh7TsCL4ydk7TOduLeu

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by much Munch.

PTP 058 – The Sobercast

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

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TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

PTP 056 – Hitler’s turn at being the Messiah

Roll up and shut up as we drive ourselves to anger, decide when to not kill ourselves, Oil of Olay some movies, give Captain Sickbeard some busy work, all jump on the first ship to mars,m cope with death, admire some people, hate some statues & pick an afterlife.
 
Thank you to our community contributors Rickard, Captain Sickbeard, Cai & Dave Vincent for their topics.
 
Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.
 
Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com
 
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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
 
TOM
Sawbones: Dr. James Barry:
maximumfun.org/sawbones/sawbones-dr-james-barry

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Lord Dunsany:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Plunkett,_18th_Baron_of_Dunsany

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
 
Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com
 
Album art this issue is inspired by Mars Lovin’.

PTP 050 – Iron Coming In

Play along at home!
At what point do Taz and Tom get so drunk they don’t remember the rest of the evening?

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY so I want to hear topics from the community only, such as the longest topic with the shortest answer, desperation snacking, the prettiest relay race, titular careers, Super sickness, Penguin Anatomy 101, incognito mode is for porn, even more X-Wing, the etiquette of joining in some parental passion, PTP business plans, the practicalities of Pokémon, spirit selections, & how we would rule the world.

Thank you to our community contributors Sophie, Cai, Captain Sickbeard, Anony-mouse, Andy K & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & De’Ola.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.

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TAZ
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

TOM
h3h3: youtube.com/user/h3h3Productions

HEATHER
Ice Cool: publishing.brain-games.com/ice-cool

DE’OLA
Big Al’s Southern Push: thesouthernpush.co.uk
youtube.com/watch?v=5xiHBQRP6P8

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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Album art this issue is inspired by not liking cake but loving scotch.

PTP 049 – The Christmas Drill-do Plan

Dashing through the topics on a one-horse open sleigh we speed through how veal makes it better, laptops equal living, don’t stop believing, the Steve Martin predicament, the damn racist busters, Bono is always wrong, English Mexicans, festive desserts, and jump into some celebrations.

Thank you to our community contributors Andy K, Captain Sickbeard, Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather, Christakis &, Captain Sickbeard himself, Dom!

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CHRISTAKIS
Instagram: instagram.com/spyrouc

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Tom Scott – Welcome to Life: the singularity, ruined by lawyers youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

TOM
Game Grumps: youtube.com/user/GameGrumps

HEATHER
Heather’s Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/people/DemonHeth
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is uninspired by Christmas.

PTP 048 – Main Ingredient: Determination

I’m writing this on a nightbus with a girl – three rows behind – throwing up effusively: So I’m gonna give it to you straight. This week we tackle practical improv, hard Millwall love, hating ratings, recommendation arms, bovine fart juice, nailing dat costume, professional boob weighing, rectal spite, messages to our hypotheticals, and then round things off with sinister failings.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Andy K, Rikard & Dave Vincent for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel – youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug
Tista Bytes – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSV06jW8k06gHn-ZYQ9qmtg

TOM
Big Al’s – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-H-To8D4uMsOVMzg3rH1-w

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by Taz’s experiments.

PTP 040 – A Communal Train-Wreck

Quite possibly our hardest to listen to issue so far: You have been warned. We cover the classics by post-modernists, The Binks-Maul Congress, _______ , an open casting featuring Beth Ryan, drip-trays and regrets, the many names of Rikard, a bad question, moose-staches, nature finding a way, neuromacros, trouser-rigging, taking minutes at a BNP rally, a platform for pun, Kawaii Illuminati: The Musical, Mementno, and THE WORST TOPIC EVER.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Kiwi Dave, Rikard, Andy K & Anonymouse for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Jonny, Gregg, De’Ola, Heather, Chris Howitzerbug & Eddie.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

News Report footage of Alex refer to in the intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt7bmadA5Y

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Billy Connoly reading the bible and dinosaurs.

PTP 039 – Of Job Titles & Genitals

This issue our hosts balderdash about After Eight drinks, me me-mes, inspirational adolescence aspirations, an education in whimsy, lazy cards, abominable alpacas, punchy men, inverting appendages, and stream into forgetting to do a Dick Barton impression (we get to the next issue, I promise).

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard & Sophie for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Bex, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

News Report footage of Alex refer to in the intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt7bmadA5Y

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by The One, The Only: Devon Townsend.

PTP 037 – David Cameron was a Butt Plug

Once more into the BS dear friends as our hosts earn a discuss the Cameron’s greatest political trolololol, well-earned case of imposter syndrome, the slowest form of communication ever, Toddler Taran’s tipsy transport trauma, a quick booze switch-up, wasteland wishlists, similarities between avians & office furniture, a heraldic Photoshop challenge, the sexy (yet floppy) head of Michael McIntyre, Netflix & Thrill, & the creation of the world’s first political platformer video game.

Brexit Rant Ends: 26:15

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Aussie Dan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola & Heather.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by rampant microphones.

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