porn

PTP 087 – You Know No Sheep, Sir!

Late again like a polycystic girl’s ovaries we arrive ready your ear tampons & roll a royal bone, roll a role one, have a keyes of snow, twin it up with each other, animate the inanimate, discuss how Yaku are messing with you pussy, Gary the Oldman out, plan out how to die tomorrrow, herd some evil, pet some morbidity, & bring back some words.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Toothbrush Reincarnated for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by WAZZOCK.

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

PTP 083 – Exaltation of Nonsense

Well worth waiting a month for…yeah, sorry that Tom got so drunk… we work out the best way to control population numbers, math out Dad jokes, make a nice white soup, ride her, choose a new nationality, transform her, ride her again, fight royal animals, refuse to wear clothes, Borky a pig, & we watch some porn on a PC for once.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard, Aussie Dan & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Heilung:
facebook.com/amplifiedhistory
youtube.com/watch?v=h1BsKIP4uYM

TOM
Steam Group & Discord Server:
See the links below.

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Ejector!

PTP 073 – Hello Armpit

This episode, brought to you by “Hello Armpits™ – Deodorant of Tomorrow & Today”, we spray on topics of Beef Greek, the one and only sponsor Hello Armpits™, the eeriest of Indianas, Mystery Sex Theatre 3000™, finally killing the weakest podcast link, the letters 666, the Mr Blobby conspiracy, the ha-bringers of the Apocalypse, return to the next thrilling entry of The Last Lost Stranger Story Saga, Freaky Friday the hosts, & completely not listen to the last topic and just talk about Robot Wars & Scrapheap Challenge.

Thank you to our community contributors John Kerans & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Christakis & Captain Sickbeard.

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TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group:
(See the links below)

TAZ & CHRISTAKIS
Door to Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
instagram.com/doortowanderland
facebook.com/doortowanderland

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by The Fireman – The Family Friendly Horro Story (Soundtrack by Girls’ Generation)

PTP 069 – Nice

THE BIGGEST LANDMARK SO FAR so we celebrate by sharing jokes, changing places, sex-up ammo, explain why the collapse of civilisation into a right-wing dystopia isn’t strictly a bad thing, rap it up like a gift, invite guests to the worst dinner party possible, bang the Scooby Drum, reveal our aliases, have another contender in the World’s Slowest Form Of Communication, describe our recent alone-times, & conclude The Long Lost Story.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
HO99O9:
ho99o9.com
youtube.com/user/HO99O9

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Bletchley Park:
bletchleypark.org.uk

EDDIE
Flowers:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_(TV_series)

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Captain Sickbeard’s incredible skill with a Laser Cutter.

PTP 068 – Gynecosmological

Possibly the worst show we have ever recorded we fail being interesting but succeed at being offensive while securing liberty, ghost yetis, dye a Shurk Hat into the next big thing, discover the North-South sexy divide, become friends with a dog toy, get all hairy and unsexify erotic toys.

Thank you to our community contributors John K, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Jonny & Bjorn.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

TOM
Ear Hustle:
earhustlesq.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

BJORN
Nothing

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the least sexy sex toy ever.

PTP 064 – Unprisoning Your Think-Rind

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to these pillocks babble on about achieving cued release, ducktaurs, Worgies, Pat Sharp, hipster tastes, a tale to warm your bear’s heart, Fission?!? Damn near killed him, language limitations, Absiloved Lover, peaking at Postmodernism, Psychosavato, & ruining wronguns.

Thank you to our community contributors Rob Grey, Rikard, Doc Mantis Toboggan & John Kerans for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Chris Howitzerbug & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Polygon’s Awful Squad:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT5xZKh7TsCL4ydk7TOduLeu

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by much Munch.

PTP 058 – The Sobercast

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

PTP 056 – Hitler’s turn at being the Messiah

Roll up and shut up as we drive ourselves to anger, decide when to not kill ourselves, Oil of Olay some movies, give Captain Sickbeard some busy work, all jump on the first ship to mars,m cope with death, admire some people, hate some statues & pick an afterlife.
 
Thank you to our community contributors Rickard, Captain Sickbeard, Cai & Dave Vincent for their topics.
 
Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.
 
Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com
 
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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
 
TOM
Sawbones: Dr. James Barry:
maximumfun.org/sawbones/sawbones-dr-james-barry

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Lord Dunsany:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Plunkett,_18th_Baron_of_Dunsany

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Website: pottopicpodcast.com 
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Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast
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Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
 
Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com
 
Album art this issue is inspired by Mars Lovin’.

PTP 050 – Iron Coming In

Play along at home!
At what point do Taz and Tom get so drunk they don’t remember the rest of the evening?

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY so I want to hear topics from the community only, such as the longest topic with the shortest answer, desperation snacking, the prettiest relay race, titular careers, Super sickness, Penguin Anatomy 101, incognito mode is for porn, even more X-Wing, the etiquette of joining in some parental passion, PTP business plans, the practicalities of Pokémon, spirit selections, & how we would rule the world.

Thank you to our community contributors Sophie, Cai, Captain Sickbeard, Anony-mouse, Andy K & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & De’Ola.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.

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TAZ
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

TOM
h3h3: youtube.com/user/h3h3Productions

HEATHER
Ice Cool: publishing.brain-games.com/ice-cool

DE’OLA
Big Al’s Southern Push: thesouthernpush.co.uk
youtube.com/watch?v=5xiHBQRP6P8

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Album art this issue is inspired by not liking cake but loving scotch.

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