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PTP 080 – FetLife: Keep Your Apiarists Sticky

Published March 5, 2018 | By Tom

Community we love you, community we do! As such we sit down to pay tribute to you Endurers and plan for the inevitable, save some video games, freak some Fridays, express our uselessness, slow down accommodation, sing some novelty, go behind the scenes of every ones favourite novelette, realise what we don’t do, flat pack ourselves, interlude for some music, disagree with food on Insta, and remember that tea never asked Russia for a veto.

Thank you to our community contributors P.A.U.A, The Viking, Cai, Rikard & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard & Jonny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Grow Hou$e – The Future’s Porridge
From “Tales From the Bath”
danielmcgrath.bandcamp.com/album/tales-from-the-bath
facebook.com/Grow-Houe-1572041059713008

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

JONNY
This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by my new kink.

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PTP 077 – First Pasta The Post

Published January 22, 2018 | By Tom

With far too many hosts on this show you’ll have your work cut out this week Endurers, as we miss the oblivious Celery Clinton, plan our foreign future yet again, interrupt with favoured deaths, prequel-up the The Last Lost Stranger Story Saga, cover a topic about pot from a pot, negate numerology, record the history of a lupine Lada adventure, defend our last music choice, and deny social media’s affect on us #indenial

Thank you to our community contributor Aussie Dan for his topic.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Christakis, Jonny, Chris Howitzerbug & Tobias

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

JONNY
This Living Hand – Risen:
store.cdbaby.com/cd/thislivinghand
amazon.co.uk/Risen-This-Living-Hand/dp/B0792QXG82
open.spotify.com/artist/4pfsVWECdrhMp1gHg4CUWS?si=mtiK5v8kRyCNZbp173zxOQ

TOBIAS
Those Conspiracy Guys:
thoseconspiracyguys.com

CHRISTAKIS
Door to Wanderland:
doortowanderland.com
instagram.com/doortowanderland
facebook.com/doortowanderland

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by too many hosts, not enough microphones.

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PTP 052 – Avocado

Published February 6, 2017 | By Tom

Since recording, Tom has realised that 52 issues means that this is not the two year anniversary. That’s next issue and that’s how numbers work. Still, we are self-indulgent about self-destruction, the world loves kiddies, primary speech brainwashing, communications or cleanliness, scraping scrapbooks, does he ‘ave a car doh, mentors, licking and switching, Terminal Drone, Eben flow, monster fishing, and the hopeless reality of toilet paper.

Thank you to our community contributors Dave Vincent, Andy K, Captain Sickbeard & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Jonny & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Eben Brooks – Three Drunken Klingons
from the album “Doctor, Captain, Dovahkiin, Chief”
music.ebenbrooks.com

PIMP BIT:
Andy’s Charity Fundraiser for Heart Of Kent Hospice
justgiving.com/fundraising/IHATEMYFEET

TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend – pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
Pacific Heat – youtube.com/watch?v=3kgLo8vudXg

SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

TOM
SUPERHOT: The Card Game
superhotgame.com/card-game
kickstarter.com/projects/1293726726/superhot-the-card-game

JONNY
That Crippled Space
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram: instagram.com/sneakdante

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the age-old question.

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PTP 048 – Main Ingredient: Determination

Published December 12, 2016 | By Tom

I’m writing this on a nightbus with a girl – three rows behind – throwing up effusively: So I’m gonna give it to you straight. This week we tackle practical improv, hard Millwall love, hating ratings, recommendation arms, bovine fart juice, nailing dat costume, professional boob weighing, rectal spite, messages to our hypotheticals, and then round things off with sinister failings.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Andy K, Rikard & Dave Vincent for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

Submit your Theme Tune submissions there too. Deadline is 22nd January 2017.

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
SHloppY Tv! – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChtBLCsNstG9Q6UN-wlRyag

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel – youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug
Tista Bytes – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSV06jW8k06gHn-ZYQ9qmtg

TOM
Big Al’s – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-H-To8D4uMsOVMzg3rH1-w

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Taz’s experiments.

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PTP 040 – A Communal Train-Wreck

Published August 21, 2016 | By Tom

Quite possibly our hardest to listen to issue so far: You have been warned. We cover the classics by post-modernists, The Binks-Maul Congress, _______ , an open casting featuring Beth Ryan, drip-trays and regrets, the many names of Rikard, a bad question, moose-staches, nature finding a way, neuromacros, trouser-rigging, taking minutes at a BNP rally, a platform for pun, Kawaii Illuminati: The Musical, Mementno, and THE WORST TOPIC EVER.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Kiwi Dave, Rikard, Andy K & Anonymouse for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth, Jonny, Gregg, De’Ola, Heather, Chris Howitzerbug & Eddie.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

News Report footage of Alex refer to in the intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt7bmadA5Y

Community member Big Al is about to skate 420 miles across the south coast of England to raise money for Alzeimers Research UK. You can donate here:
http://www.thesouthernpush.co.uk/

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at youtube.com/c/howitzerbug

Check out Bex’s YouTube channel, Trista Bytes: youtube.com/c/tristabytes
facebook.com/tristabytes
twitter.com/TristaBytes
instagram.com/tristabytes/

Heather’s Gone Rogue Cosplay: facebook.com/GoneRogueCosplay

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

Website: pottopicpodcast.com
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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Billy Connoly reading the bible and dinosaurs.

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