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PTP 093 – Those Who Can’t

Published September 20, 2018 | By Tom

Once upon a (late) time we released an issue of a substandard podcast about our riders, our life credits, our maturity, our favourite soft drinks, our unwanted acquiescences, the state of TV & the Power of Greyskull.

Thank you to our community contributors John & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom & Taz.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Robert Evans – A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01839Q4ZE

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by pretty boy ghosts in underwear.

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PTP 069 – Nice

Published October 1, 2017 | By Tom

THE BIGGEST LANDMARK SO FAR so we celebrate by sharing jokes, changing places, sex-up ammo, explain why the collapse of civilisation into a right-wing dystopia isn’t strictly a bad thing, rap it up like a gift, invite guests to the worst dinner party possible, bang the Scooby Drum, reveal our aliases, have another contender in the World’s Slowest Form Of Communication, describe our recent alone-times, & conclude The Long Lost Story.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
HO99O9:
ho99o9.com
youtube.com/user/HO99O9

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Bletchley Park:
bletchleypark.org.uk

EDDIE
Flowers:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_(TV_series)

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Captain Sickbeard’s incredible skill with a Laser Cutter.

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PTP 068 – Gynecosmological

Published September 18, 2017 | By Tom

Possibly the worst show we have ever recorded we fail being interesting but succeed at being offensive while securing liberty, ghost yetis, dye a Shurk Hat into the next big thing, discover the North-South sexy divide, become friends with a dog toy, get all hairy and unsexify erotic toys.

Thank you to our community contributors John K, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Jonny & Bjorn.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Cracked Gets Personal:
earwolf.com/show/cracked-gets-personal

TOM
Ear Hustle:
earhustlesq.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

BJORN
Nothing

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the least sexy sex toy ever.

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Posted in Episode | Tagged 50 Cent, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, accents, aliens, Americans, anime, aquaponics, Australians, axe throwing, banana juice, bathrooms, Batman, Belladonna, Benjamin Franklin, Bigfoot, Bill Hicks, blacksmithing, board games, books, Brave New World, Britain, Canadians, caps, CCTV, chat, Chris Wood, city planning, comedy, community, conspiracy, cryptozoology, Death Note, Diamond Head, discussion, Disney, dog’s toys, dogs, driving, drones, drugs, Ear Hustle, Ed and Lorraine Warren, Eddie Murphy, erotic, exercise, facial recognition, Family Guy, fashion, Fleshlight, folk music, Frazier, freedom, Friends, ghosts, guns, Hagrid, hair, hats, Hollywood, Home and Away, Howard Stern, Hull, Illuminati, interactive theatre, iPhone, Iron Maiden, J.P. Morgan, Jack Black, James Blunt, Jason Momoa, Jim Carrey, Jim Jefferies, Kazaa, Kelsey Grammer, Korea, Kurt Russell, laws, Libertarianism, liberty, long hair, Loyd Grossman, mages, Memento, Moana, Monster Hunter Stories, moon landing, mullets, Neighbours, neural networks, Newcastle, One Day Maybe, oppression, Orangafruüp, parallel parking, Pateron, piracy, podcast, Pokemon, politics, porn, pot, psychoanalysis, Psychonauts, Quentin Tarantino, received pronunciation, rock opera, Rosk & Morty, Sasha Grey, Sasquatch, security, sex toys, stag party, Star Trek, Starship Troopers, Sucker Punch, Suicide Squad, talk, teaching, tenga, tenga egg, terrorism, terrorist attack, The Denial Of Death, The Passion Of The Christ, The Thing, The Truman Show, The Unfinished Swan, Those Conspiracy Guys, tiki, Tim Schafer, Titanic, topic, trauma, Trista Bytes, Twilight Imperium, university, video games, Warhammer, Welsh, whimsy, whisky, workshop, Yeti | Leave a comment

PTP 066 – Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno

Published August 20, 2017 | By Tom

Top of the morning to you, as we embark on our first AM recording, where our hosts listen to a lovely piece of music followed by making a mockery of merch, embark on adventures with a barbarian privateer, check the levels of wrongness, have ourselves a Religion Royale, try to destroy Jeff Goldblum with our latest gene-splicing atrocity, read about it in the Inconvenient Times, call an expert teaser, council council spending, achieve the status of world planet legends, spend infinite bucks on irrigation & finally die idiotically.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Captain Sickbeard & Heather.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Sabrina Fallah – Hurt
from the EP “Kiss Is A Killer”, now available on iTunes
Official Website sabrinafallah.com
YouTube: youtube.com/user/thefallah
Twitter: twitter.com/sabrinafallah
Instagram: instagram.com/sabrina_fallah
Facebook: facebook.com/Sabrina-Fallah-142906139057883
MySpace: myspace.com/thefallah
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/sabrinafallah
Reverbnation: reverbnation.com/sabrinafallah
Snapchat: sabrina_fallah

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enslaved:_Odyssey_to_the_West

TOM
Monsters Holding Bitches:
instagram.com/monstersholdingbitches

Estranged Behaviour: The Underbelly Of Society:
facebook.com/estranged.lady
instagram.com/estranged.behaviour

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by a bad err Jeff Goldblum err movie idea.

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Posted in Episode | Tagged 3D Printing, A Cure for Wellness, Amelia Arsenic, Anavae, Angelspit, ArcTanGent, astronauts, Atmosfear, awkward, bacon, banana juice, Battle Royale, Bertrand Russell, blacksmithing, blow job, board games, bouncy castle, Bugatti Veyron, Capoeira, card games, chat, Chris Hadfield, coffee, comedy, community, Conan, Conan O’Brien, cruise control, D&D, Dads, Dalai Lama, discussion, dog, Dr Snoot, Dragon Ball Z, Driver, exercise, Fiji, fire spinning, focus groups, Fortean Times, gene-splicing, Get Out, Giant Bomb, Goat, government spending, Haken, hallucinations, Hampstead Theatre, Hobbiton, horror, Hull, In The Night Garden, inconvenience, Independence Day, Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster, Irish Cream, ISS, It Follows, Jay Leno, Jedi, Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park, Keratin, Klein flask, Kujo, Lithuania, local council, merch, mermaid, MisanthroPlay Podcast, MMA, movie trailers, neural networks, New Zealand, Norse, Oculus Rift, Orangafruüp, paintball, party, plushies, podcast, Pope, Possession, post-apocalypse, postal, pot, pterodactyl, Queen Elizabeth II, Rec Room, religion, rhino horn, road works, roads, Rogue One, Royal Mail, Ryan Gosling, self-harm, sex egg, sex toys, Sikh, Sliders, Snoop Dogg, Star Wars, Stephen King, Steven Baxter, Superhot, swimming, talk, teapots, tenga, Terry Prattchet, The Cube, The Darwin Awards, The Fly, The Mummy, tiki, toilet, Tom Cruise, topic, traffic lights, Unfinished Swan, urination, VHS, video games, VR, welding, What Remains of Edith Finch, whimsy, whisky, whisky stones, wrong | Leave a comment

Video: The Tenga Egg Review

Published July 13, 2017 | By Tom

This clip is taken from PTP 063 – The Teacher, The Writer & The Egg F**ker

Posted in News | Tagged sex toys, tenga, tenga egg | Leave a comment

PTP 063 – The Teacher, The Writer & The Egg F**ker

Published July 10, 2017 | By Tom

Back once again with the ill behaviour, we spit hot fire about psychological things we don’t fully grasp again, nom de la maison publique, hanging ten, our Battle Not-So-Royale, good vs truth, the most obvious horror story title ever, and our balls ups.

Thank you to our community contributors Big Al & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Jonny.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

PIMP BIT:
TAZ
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Tricot:
tricot.tv
facebook.com/bakuretsurecords.tricot
twitter.com/tricot_band

JONNY
That Crippled Space:
thatcrippledspace.wordpress.com

EP Coming Soon:
This Living Hand – Risen

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Tom’s wasted time.

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Posted in Episode | Tagged Angela Lee, April Fool’s Day, asteroid, banana juice, Baron Munchausen, bars, Battle Royale, Call of Duty, Canada Day, categorical imperative, chat, cheating, cognitive bias, comedy, community, craft beer, Creamfields, creative writing, debt, disaster, discussion, Dune, Dwayne Johnson, ethics, exploration, fish, Fortune & Glory, George Orwell, ghosts, government, greater good, hair, Half Life, Hawaii, Hoppers, Howitzerbug, Hunger Games, identity, Idle Hands, Immanuel Kant, intervention, Istanbul, Keanu Reeves, laptops, Let’s Play, Lithuanian, long hair, Louis CK, masturbation, Matthew McConaughey, Mia Khalifa, military coup, morality, murder, Obama, Orangafruüp, Pacman, parks, Patrick Swayze, Plaice, Player Unknown’s Battle Grounds, podcast, pot, pub names, pubs, relationships, sex, sex toys, Soho, Sophie’s Choice, Spaced, surfing, talk, Tanga, teachine, The All Male Review, The Dutch Girl, The Life of Pi, theatre, tiki, topic, tricot, Tripples, truth, turkey, university, Utilitarianism, Victorians, Vilnius, Walking Out, whimsy, whisky, X-Wing | Leave a comment

PTP 028 – A Left Wing Murderfest

Published March 6, 2016 | By Tom

Big up, PTP massive! Tonight we get DJ Slowback in the mix and come at you with big heads and elegant tongues, our long awaited Zebra Z-grip review, celebrity clone sex, Cameron Vs The Moon, biscuit based student destruction, the human pool table, fixed erections, an answered question, the logistics of stuffing creme eggs into a sex toy, and then finish up by quipping our merry way to the void.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Kiwi Dave, Chris Howitzerbug & Curious Cucumber for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, De’Ola & Jason.

Musical Interlude: DJ Awkward Silence feat. Jakki P and Slowback – You’re Wasting It
Jason’s Soundcloud (DJ Slowback): https://soundcloud.com/slowback

Taran & Chris Howitzerbug’s Lets Play of Undertale can be found at https://www.youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Taran’s novella on the Amazon Kindle Store!
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend
Go read more about the book and link to buy here: http://www.pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend/

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
“Meatball Parade” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Posted in Episode | Tagged Adventure Time, Alan Rickman, animation, assassination, Aurora Halal, Big Pharma, Buffy, Bupa, Cameron, Canada, cartoons, chat, coaching, Columbo, comedy, commando, community, cosplay, cows, cucumbers, Dante’s Peak, David Bowie, discussion, Donald Trump, eXistenZ, Fire Fridays, FKA Twigs, futurism, Garage, genitalia, historians, Hitman: Blood Money, ISS, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Justin Beiber, Kanye West, Katey Sagal, Kevin Smith, last words, Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, Martin Shkreli, masturbation, Michelangelo, Michelle Rodriguez, murder, NHS, Nicki Minaj, Oleg, Penge, podcast, politics, pot, public transport, Ren & Stimpy, Rick & Morty, Rupert Murdoch, Ryan Reynolds, school, sex toys, Sistine Chapel, Sonic The Hedgehog, Spongebob Squarepants, Super MArio Bros, talk, Taylor Swift, teachers, Terry Wogan, The Lighthouse Family, The Ricky Gervais Show, tiki, topic, torture, whimsy, whisky, wonder.land, work, Wu Tang | Leave a comment