Star Wars

PTP 086 – An Orthopedic Sex Swing Should Not Be That Difficult

Tom humbly apologises for the tardiness of this issue, how completely spangled he gets in said issue, & how unlistenable said said issue is. That being said we try to examine the prospect of examining our unexamined lives, we The Professional a profession, invite you to our Wild Bad Party 109, define a life-defining band, swallow a story about a swallowing old lady, scream about The Screaming, we own owning things, & don’t do a topic at the end because Tom was drunk & bored.

Thank you to our community contributors Toothbrush Reincarnate & Shelob for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Eddie, Bex & Captain Sickbeard.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
William Osman:
youtube.com/channel/UCfMJ2MchTSW2kWaT0kK94Yw

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

BEX
NOTHING!!!!

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
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Album art this issue is inspired by BDSM Zimmer Frames.

PTP 079 – Sibling From Another Dribbling

Taz is drunk before we begin and Tom was drunk while editing so hold tight on this, OUR THIRD BIRTHDAY ISSUE! To celebrate we home run a slogan, quote a mute girl, booge some Californians in flip-flops, bubble-wrap celebs, tell an emo kid what we really think of him, vamp for time, design a god, answer what’s up with reality Doc, reanimate the Renaissance, and choose a scum & villainy.

Thank you to our community contributors John, Doc Mantis Toboggan & Big Al for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Chris Howitzerbug.

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Coffee and Memes
facebook.com/highrankin
youtube.com/channel/UCp6IyhC-3BKA7_MZUQ-ia1A

Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by the John, who can do one.

PTP 075 – Late Christmas Community Spesh

First off sorry about audio quality and Tom getting too drunk. About an hour and thirty into this podcast you soon will realise why we don’t record issues over the Internet: the Internet means Taz & Tom have a bottle of whisky to themselves. Before that point however we work out who is The Player of our game, Emoji up an Apocalypse, have a feline confession from Hal, then drunkenly comparison sports, and finally fail to give advice to a college-bound Toboggan.

Thank you to our community contributors First Mate Gingerbeard, Cai, Rikard, ?, & Doc Mantis Toboggan for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Captain Sickbeard, Beth & Hal.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Eulogy Media
eulogymedia.com

TOM
Pot Topic Podcast Steam Group & Discord Server:
(See the links below)

HAL & BETH PROBABLY IF THEY WERE STILL THERE
Talanas:
talanas.org
facebook.com/talanasband
talanas.bandcamp.com

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno:
email@sneakdante-stealthinferno.com
facebook.com/ctmmaker
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/pottopicpodcast
Discord Server: discord.gg/88X734V

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Sith Lord Jar Jar Gabor.

PTP 066 – Sneak Dante’s Stealth Inferno

Top of the morning to you, as we embark on our first AM recording, where our hosts listen to a lovely piece of music followed by making a mockery of merch, embark on adventures with a barbarian privateer, check the levels of wrongness, have ourselves a Religion Royale, try to destroy Jeff Goldblum with our latest gene-splicing atrocity, read about it in the Inconvenient Times, call an expert teaser, council council spending, achieve the status of world planet legends, spend infinite bucks on irrigation & finally die idiotically.

Thank you to our community contributors Doc Mantis Toboggan & Cai for their topics.

Cheers to lewisandquark.tumblr.com for your amazing neural networks that inspire our Pitch Pot.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug, Captain Sickbeard & Heather.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:
Sabrina Fallah – Hurt
from the EP “Kiss Is A Killer”, now available on iTunes
Official Website sabrinafallah.com
YouTube: youtube.com/user/thefallah
Twitter: twitter.com/sabrinafallah
Instagram: instagram.com/sabrina_fallah
Facebook: facebook.com/Sabrina-Fallah-142906139057883
MySpace: myspace.com/thefallah
SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/sabrinafallah
Reverbnation: reverbnation.com/sabrinafallah
Snapchat: sabrina_fallah

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

CHRIS HOWITZERBUG
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enslaved:_Odyssey_to_the_West

TOM
Monsters Holding Bitches:
instagram.com/monstersholdingbitches

Estranged Behaviour: The Underbelly Of Society:
facebook.com/estranged.lady
instagram.com/estranged.behaviour

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Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by a bad err Jeff Goldblum err movie idea.

PTP 061 – Default Dad Clam

Apologies it’s a day late, Tom was too busy sleeping off a party. Hopefully you won’t sleep through our hosts discussing how annoying we are and how our parents are to blame, invent a new name for your mother’s noonie, market a knave, detect where the grub went, check in on Universe B, star Clint Eastwood in a new Spaghetti Western, talk ‘Tallica, have the fastest round of WSFOC possible, create a rift between hosts, create a porky children’s fable, pick a new Eurovision winner, cross pond comedy battle, and why Yorkshire broke our country.

Thank you to our community contributors Rikard & Cai for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Eddie.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

Stake Land:
netflix.com/gb/title/70153301

TOM
Cold Steel:
facebook.com/coldsteelpiercing

EDDIE
Eels – P.S. You Rock My World
youtube.com/watch?v=vDpuuT6YsJg

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Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by The Green Yargala Pig Stranger.

PTP 060 – Bath Sheets Are A Thing

In a world of full community topic pots, there is but one action to take: have a community special. Starring Mozart & Beethoven as Crying Panto Dames in ISSUE 60! Watch as they achieve great pot shuffles whilst performing their party trick of giving love life advice to a pukie pirate, they resolve never to feed him with cucumber pizza ever again. The results lead to a massive power dynamic shift as the duo take bath linen across the galaxy to get the pirate the ultimate topic to consume: BREXIT WITH A VENGEANCE! As part of a multimedia experience we also bring you a mind-melting VR trailer, with music by Linkin Park now they have no talent.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Andy K, Gerald Wiley & Rikard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Murder in Successville:
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07h1mnp

Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Viva Dystopia 2017:
glitchmoderecordings.bandcamp.com/album/viva-dystopia-2017

CHRIS
Once Upon A Time:
abc.go.com/shows/once-upon-a-time

Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
American Gods:
amazon.co.uk/American-Gods

Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

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Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by a sorry case of a troubled, substance-abusing, tortured musician pretending to be Amy Winehouse.

PTP 059 – The Life and Torment of Phil Collins

Now comfortably back on the booze, the PTP crew pour themselves some deep measures & settle down upon eight inches of dancer, The U-Turn Queen, Y-front bassists, the greatness of ANAL, utility mitts, misdirected beard oil, Generation Rewind, The Oracle of PTP, parents seeing your sex tape, rape in the eyes of a platypus, & the crushing revelations of a sober dawn.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Cai, Big Al & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Heather & Chris Howitzerbug.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Bill Nye Saves The World: netflix.com/gb/title/80117748

TOM
Rankin Radio: highrankin.libsyn.com

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

HEATHER:
Patrick Rothfuss – The Name of the Wind: patrickrothfuss.com

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Phil Collin thinking about death.

PTP 058 – The Sobercast

We are over-caffeinate on Prog Rock dry roast and extra sober for a Pot Topic first. We fail to talk about a mysterious tax, brain decay, savoury ice cream, speed date sabotage, our non-existing professional goals, yet more inappropriate porn parodies, dark time lines, wear other people’s stuff on our heads, the Fabled Dick Van Dyke vs Christian Bale finally happens, government watch-this, anti-allergies, fall off our soapboxes, plan to move again, & tell ghetto cracker jokes.

Thank you to our community contributors Captain Sickbeard, Rikard, Cai & Aussie Dan for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Bone Tomahawk
Dungeons & Dragons

TOM
Talanas: HOW NOT TO – St. George’s Day
youtu.be/AhncYLq5ZLs

CHRISTAKIS
Door To Wanderland launching in May
doortowanderland.com
Instagram – @doortowanderland
Christakis’s Instagram – @spyroc
doortowanderland@gmail.com

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Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site

Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Cai’s Clothes Change.

PTP 056 – Hitler’s turn at being the Messiah

Roll up and shut up as we drive ourselves to anger, decide when to not kill ourselves, Oil of Olay some movies, give Captain Sickbeard some busy work, all jump on the first ship to mars,m cope with death, admire some people, hate some statues & pick an afterlife.
 
Thank you to our community contributors Rickard, Captain Sickbeard, Cai & Dave Vincent for their topics.
 
Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Chris Howitzerbug & Captain Sickbeard.
 
Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com
 
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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend
 
TOM
Sawbones: Dr. James Barry:
maximumfun.org/sawbones/sawbones-dr-james-barry

CHRIS
Howitzerbug Channel:
youtube.com/user/HowitzerBug

Lord Dunsany:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Plunkett,_18th_Baron_of_Dunsany

CAPTAIN SICKBEARD
Captain Sickbeard’s Instagram:
instagram.com/sneakdante

Website: pottopicpodcast.com 
Email: emails@pottopicpodcast.com
Twitter & Periscope: @pottopicpodcast
Facebook Page: facebook.com/pottopicpodcast
Facebook Group: facebook.com/groups/486832241527465
Tumblr: headgreebo.tumblr.com
Instagram: @pottopicpodcast & why not use #pottopicpodcast & view our “Community Pics” on our site
 
Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com
 
Album art this issue is inspired by Mars Lovin’.

PTP 055 – Patrons’ Patron Podcast

Happy Community Spesh! Thank you for sticking with us and we hope you stick with us through this issue where we share various feline-nabbing techniques, identify everything cringe, sod the community as it’s all about us, stereotype The States, find ourselves talent absent, invite an inverted saviour to the party, hide our crotch shame, become Titanic Truthers, pit an apple against an android, drink some alcoholic mixer, be Net positive, eat a topic, break our earphones on a train, question why not, kill the high street and recognise unrecognised genius.

Thank you to our community contributors Aussie Dan, Cai, Doctor Mantis-Toboggan & Captain Sickbeard for their topics.

Hosts this issue are Tom, Taz, Beth & Christakis.

Why not submit your own topic at pottopicpodcast.com or email an AUDIO TOPIC to emails@pottopicpodcast.com

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TAZ
Walking Out: A Post-Urban Legend:
pottopicpodcast.com/news/walking-out-a-post-urban-legend

TOM
Simon Panrucker:
blog.simonpanrucker.com
youtube.com/user/simonpanrucker
twitter.com/spanrucker

BETH
Laura Cannell:
andrebosman.com/laura
twitter.com/laurarecorder
fandf.bandcamp.com/album/beneath-swooping-talons

CHRISTAKIS
Chris’s Instagram:
instagram.com/spyrouc

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Intro & Outro Music Credit:
Orangafruüp – Trippples
Buy the album at wobblyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/orangafru-p
http://www.orangafruup.com/
See site for more details: pottopicpodcast.com

Album art this issue is inspired by Chris The Bananacorn.

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